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Heh, was that last article written by Microsoft?
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agree, they should assume that
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i heard they even broke into US Weekly to find out Who Wore It Better
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Just tell the guy he is dumb and wrong and that a weird geared drawer that results in at least 50% space lost doesn't have enough tradeoff benefits.
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Don't do whatever Marco is doing. Its not going to be a winner in the long run.
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Pretty sure Nancy is not the one in the way of that $600.BurtReynolds wrote:
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yeah without her we'd probably be talking about $1200 ones.elliseamos wrote:Pretty sure Nancy is not the one in the way of that $600.BurtReynolds wrote:
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Are you being stupid on purpose or to be funny?BurtReynolds wrote:yeah without her we'd probably be talking about $1200 ones.elliseamos wrote:Pretty sure Nancy is not the one in the way of that $600.BurtReynolds wrote:
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I'm not going to dignify that comment with a response!
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I have no idea what the context of this is, nor do I care, but it's good to remember that this is part of the ad campaign itself:

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BurtReynolds wrote:I have no idea what the context of this is, nor do I care, but it's good to remember that this part of the ad campaign itself:
What is this now?
"The fatal flaw of all revolutionaries is that they know how to tear things down but don't have a f**king clue about how to build anything."
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If I've said it before I've said it a thousand times: chicks dig criminals.
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Shrelki couldn't risk losing the *Wu-Tang album in a divorce. CREAMBurtReynolds wrote:If I've said it before I've said it a thousand times: chicks dig criminals.
Edit. *Woof, can't believe I screwed that up. Hoped to work in Dre's Bitches Aint Shit, but I couldn't find an angle.
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Wu Tang*
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The best pull quote: "He's 5'10", not 5'7"".BurtReynolds wrote:If I've said it before I've said it a thousand times: chicks dig criminals.
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quite the read on the russian poisoning case
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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simple schoolboy wrote:The best pull quote: "He's 5'10", not 5'7"".BurtReynolds wrote:If I've said it before I've said it a thousand times: chicks dig criminals.
“This story appears in the March 2021 issue.”
ITS FROM THE FUTURE
"The fatal flaw of all revolutionaries is that they know how to tear things down but don't have a f**king clue about how to build anything."
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This is incredible and hilarious.
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Its bizarre, but also the reactions are a bit confused at least in the American sphere because somehow Spanish = Latinx and she therefore is taking the mantle of an unprivileged immigrant.Birds in Hell wrote:This is incredible and hilarious.
This is more like Madonna adopting a fake British accent. Bizarre that anyone goes along with it, but is she really gaining anything by it?
Would we expect Alec Baldwin to have a spouse that is anywhere near normal in the social/ mental health sphere?
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A high value spouse, I guess?simple schoolboy wrote:This is more like Madonna adopting a fake British accent. Bizarre that anyone goes along with it, but is she really gaining anything by it?
Her kids names demonstrate astonishing commitment to the bit:

Pro-level con artist action here, she doesn't lie (in a very narrow sense of the word):