The APOCALYPSE

[BurtReynolds]

I hope they serve unlimited breadsticks in hell.

[Self]

All they have is a salt lick, Burt. And you have to share it with the rest of the undead.

[BurtReynolds]

Going to Fred Meyer to pick up some toilet paper and canned goods. Y'all want anything?

[BurtReynolds]

[simple schoolboy]

NPR was proclaiming that controlled burns would need to be more common. Who in State or Federal government would be dealing with the liability involved? Proper forestry management definitely requires this, but none of the incentives line up currently to allow it on scale.

Also, logging. Gotta harvest trees and cut logging roads (which double as fire breaks). The only way to reduce fuel is logging and clearing underbrush. Clearing underbrush is only economical when incidental to access logging.

Old growth groves tend to be heavily trafficked and in less need of these interventions than the places that don't attract tourists.

[BurtReynolds]

One of my favorite scenarios.

This or the paperclip maximizer.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I feel like we're pretty far off from both of those. If AI wipes out humanity it will be from some rogue creation that ends up taking over nukes or something like that

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I feel like we're pretty far off from both of those. If AI wipes out humanity it will be from some rogue creation that ends up taking over nukes or something like that

i'm still welcome in your fallout bunker, no?

[spike]

i also have loud, explosive farts

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i also have loud, explosive farts

i honestly don't think my farts are explosive enough to contribute to an apocalyptic event

[BurtReynolds]

I feel like we're pretty far off from both of those. If AI wipes out humanity it will be from some rogue creation that ends up taking over nukes or something like that

i'm still welcome in your fallout bunker, no?

no match for my cancerous nanobots.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I feel like we're pretty far off from both of those. If AI wipes out humanity it will be from some rogue creation that ends up taking over nukes or something like that

i'm still welcome in your fallout bunker, no?

no match for my cancerous nanobots.

i just wanted to spend my last days with ruddo, you idiot

[BurtReynolds]

I feel like we're pretty far off from both of those. If AI wipes out humanity it will be from some rogue creation that ends up taking over nukes or something like that

They're gonna do the running man on your bones.

[verb_to_trust]

Why do people seem so excited all the time about humans becoming obsolete? To take the sting away, I often like to picture a dystopian future where virgins walk up to a robot and start trying to engage with it on the latest cape shit movie and the robot promptly ripping their body apart.

[BurtReynolds]

Why do people seem so excited all the time about humans becoming obsolete? To take the sting away, I often like to picture a dystopian future where virgins walk up to a robot and start trying to engage with it on the latest cape shit movie and the robot promptly ripping their body apart.

Can you really blame the robot?

[spike]

probably because sweatshops

[Mickey]

I believe this goes here

[spike]

big dance party in here

[96583UP]

humans are cheaper than robots tho

[E.H. Ruddock]

https://www.wired.com/story/sun-storm-end-civilization/

Plasma bomb from the Sun