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[96583UP]

This is more like Madonna adopting a fake British accent. Bizarre that anyone goes along with it, but is she really gaining anything by it?

A high value spouse, I guess?

Her kids names demonstrate astonishing commitment to the bit:



Pro-level con artist action here, she doesn't lie (in a very narrow sense of the word):

haha so are her kids having identity crisis issues now from being raised fake Spanish

[Jorge]

It's clear that she's painting a dishonest picture of her background for... I dunno, inexplicable reasons. But the accent thing is one aspect of this story that I can kind of understand. I've watched a few videos of her talking and I don't really get the sense that she's faking it. It's definitely inconsistent, but that tracks. I know many Americans who, after living here for a while, will unconsciously adopt aspects of the Argentine accent when speaking English. If she speaks a lot of Spanish (she's said she's raising her kids bilingual) that can happen. Accents are weird, social mimicry is a real thing, that's not the smoking gun in this case. Also, I saw that video of her "pretending to forget the English word for cucumber"-- I forget Spanish words ALL THE FUCKING TIME and it's my native language.

[96583UP]

apparently she got caught because she posted a video where she forgot to do her accent

and she only speaks spanish in present tense bc she is just some whitey from boston faking being spanish

and her customer service skills were a dead giveaway: she was way too attentive and timely and responsive to inquiries

game’s up, b1tch

now back to your pile of money and huge boost in PR

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[BurtReynolds]

the boomers are fighting back

[blueviper]

the boomers are fighting back

Step 1: take away tik tok, or better yet, the entire internet
Step 2: wait a few days
Step 3: success!

[Bi_3]

the boomers are fighting back

Step 1: take away tik tok, or better yet, the entire internet
Step 2: wait a few days
Step 3: success!

You could force Twitter to swap the words white and Black in everyone’s tweets and the entire movement would instantly collapse in a sea of accusations and protests

[Norah]

Sometimes I'm reading a post but I have to scroll to see the username/avatar and it's fun to try and guess who I'm reading based only on the content. I almost always get b_i right, and if I'm wrong it's because I guessed simple schoolboy.

[blueviper]

the boomers are fighting back

Step 1: take away tik tok, or better yet, the entire internet
Step 2: wait a few days
Step 3: success!

You could force Twitter to swap the words white and Black in everyone’s tweets and the entire movement would instantly collapse in a sea of accusations and protests

that sounds more fun.

[96583UP]

if only their war games included a russian supply chain cyberattack

[Mickey]

Score one for socialism!

[simple schoolboy]

Gentlemen, what prevents your hobby output from looking like this:

[Mickey]

Not sure what you're talking about, I keep a ten page running Google doc of everything I read each year

[BurtReynolds]

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/trending/mi ... ARSNJGAYY/

Mississippi woman stabs husband after dreaming he cheated, police say

[dimejinky99]

Assange won’t be extradited to the US

[BurtReynolds]

the future of all political discourse.

[doug rr]

kim and kanye are done and why was this in my news feed....

[Bi_3]

kim and kanye are done and why was this in my news feed....

Dre was so shocked had an aneurism and is now in the ICU

[simple schoolboy]

kim and kanye are done and why was this in my news feed....

Did he refuse to drop ship his entire net worth of S-300s from the Ukraine to Armenia at the start of the conflict?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Denmark debuts new children's TV show about a man with a huge and uncontrollable penis


https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/07/europe/d ... index.html

[JuanHamm]

Fantastic stuff, Ruddo. Just what I needed this morning.