The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[simple schoolboy]

What republicans did in the last day is the exact opposite of growing a spine.

At the first sign of heat, right wing talking heads folded like dominoes. Like they always do.

Wasn't there some talk of payment processers freezing the GOP out? That's some incentive.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I have 5 spare spaces in my basement, for those of you that want to escape what's coming.

I'm not after money. On an unrelated note, dougrr has already secured a position.

The remaining spots are available to people that can to the following:

• Cook
• Fix cars, specifically supercharged V8 Ford coupes from the early 70s
• Grow Mangoes in the southern Australian climate.
• Tongue-punch fartboxes
• Run camera equipment in a small office containing only a desk and a black leather couch

PM to apply

[washing machine]

Prediction: There will not be a single respectable school, library, highway, park, or any other useful infrastructure named after this president.

Good call. So what’s his official monument? Crumbling section of Mexico wall?

The Donald J. Trump #MAGA-FakeNews Presidential Library, Hotel, and Casino

With built in McDonald's

[B]

Dibs on Sarge's casting couch.

[BurtReynolds]

What republicans did in the last day is the exact opposite of growing a spine.

At the first sign of heat, right wing talking heads folded like dominoes. Like they always do.

Wasn't there some talk of payment processers freezing the GOP out? That's some incentive.

If only they had been in power at some point in the last few years to do something about that. Oh well at least they got to yell at Mark Zuckerberg a few times.

[96583UP]

I have 5 spare spaces in my basement, for those of you that want to escape what's coming.

I'm not after money. On an unrelated note, dougrr has already secured a position.

The remaining spots are available to people that can to the following:

• Cook
• Fix cars, specifically supercharged V8 Ford coupes from the early 70s
• Grow Mangoes in the southern Australian climate.
• Tongue-punch fartboxes
• Run camera equipment in a small office containing only a desk and a black leather couch

PM to apply

i used to have a mango tree

[Biff Pocoroba]

In one of these threads I predicted there would be something big happen between Election Day and Inauguration Day but I never would have guessed it would be an actual domestic terrorist assault on the Capitol.
These next dozen days will be an interesting watch. I’ve long compared Trump to the emperor with no clothes but the mad king now seems more appropriate. Best case scenario is he reclusively hides the White House for the rest of his term. I still expect a flurry of pardons.
Where does he go from here? What happens to his adult children? Will Melania stay with him?
And again, boo fucking hoo national Republican Party. You did this to yourself.

[dad]

I have 5 spare spaces in my basement, for those of you that want to escape what's coming.

I'm not after money. On an unrelated note, dougrr has already secured a position.

The remaining spots are available to people that can to the following:

• Cook
• Fix cars, specifically supercharged V8 Ford coupes from the early 70s
• Grow Mangoes in the southern Australian climate.
• Tongue-punch fartboxes
• Run camera equipment in a small office containing only a desk and a black leather couch

PM to apply

I really hope you find the ass eating mango farmer Ford mechanic.

[96583UP]

...

who knows maybe there will be another big terrorist event from foreigners for Americans to rally around together

that could harness the anger of the mass of slobs

MAHEA

Make America Hate Externally Again

Once fist bumps are back we'll see if it's the social norm to say MAHEA while you're bumping or after.

fist we will, my friend

when this is over

we'll have a fisting party

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I have 5 spare spaces in my basement, for those of you that want to escape what's coming.

I'm not after money. On an unrelated note, dougrr has already secured a position.

The remaining spots are available to people that can to the following:

• Cook
• Fix cars, specifically supercharged V8 Ford coupes from the early 70s
• Grow Mangoes in the southern Australian climate.
• Tongue-punch fartboxes
• Run camera equipment in a small office containing only a desk and a black leather couch

PM to apply

I really hope you find the ass eating mango farmer Ford mechanic.

how do you know my dad?

[dimejinky99]

Great thread.

[96583UP]

RICO act will drain him and his family

[Jorge]

The people at TheDonald are seriously crestfallen, some insisting the concession video is a deepfake. I recommend paying it a visit for a dose of schadenfreude.

[dad]

I have 5 spare spaces in my basement, for those of you that want to escape what's coming.

I'm not after money. On an unrelated note, dougrr has already secured a position.

The remaining spots are available to people that can to the following:

• Cook
• Fix cars, specifically supercharged V8 Ford coupes from the early 70s
• Grow Mangoes in the southern Australian climate.
• Tongue-punch fartboxes
• Run camera equipment in a small office containing only a desk and a black leather couch

PM to apply

I really hope you find the ass eating mango farmer Ford mechanic.

how do you know my dad?

We met at the Numbers Up Gay Bar.

[96583UP]

I have 5 spare spaces in my basement, for those of you that want to escape what's coming.

I'm not after money. On an unrelated note, dougrr has already secured a position.

The remaining spots are available to people that can to the following:

• Cook
• Fix cars, specifically supercharged V8 Ford coupes from the early 70s
• Grow Mangoes in the southern Australian climate.
• Tongue-punch fartboxes
• Run camera equipment in a small office containing only a desk and a black leather couch

PM to apply

I really hope you find the ass eating mango farmer Ford mechanic.

how do you know my dad?

We met at the Numbers Up Gay Bar.

Did you try the Kielbasa? It's tasty

[dad]

I have 5 spare spaces in my basement, for those of you that want to escape what's coming.

I'm not after money. On an unrelated note, dougrr has already secured a position.

The remaining spots are available to people that can to the following:

• Cook
• Fix cars, specifically supercharged V8 Ford coupes from the early 70s
• Grow Mangoes in the southern Australian climate.
• Tongue-punch fartboxes
• Run camera equipment in a small office containing only a desk and a black leather couch

PM to apply

I really hope you find the ass eating mango farmer Ford mechanic.

how do you know my dad?

We met at the Numbers Up Gay Bar.

Did you try the Kielbasa? It's tasty

Yeah, but it doesn’t go well with mango chutney, which is what brought us there in the first place. Well, that and my ‘74 Ford Capri. We drove fast and took chances.

[BurtReynolds]

Imagine dying for someone who won't even mention your name for fear of being banned from Twitter.

[simple schoolboy]

Imagine dying for someone who won't even mention your name for fear of being banned from Twitter.

Never felt so compelled to tag public property.

[Bammer]

I have 5 spare spaces in my basement, for those of you that want to escape what's coming.

I'm not after money. On an unrelated note, dougrr has already secured a position.

The remaining spots are available to people that can to the following:

• Cook
• Fix cars, specifically supercharged V8 Ford coupes from the early 70s
• Grow Mangoes in the southern Australian climate.
• Tongue-punch fartboxes
• Run camera equipment in a small office containing only a desk and a black leather couch

PM to apply

You spelled mangos wrong, dickhead.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Bammer is now banned from Australia.