The Insurrection Thread

[96583UP]

[BurtReynolds]

Treat joe self

[knee tunes]

[blueviper]

That CSI thing above is great. I work at a police department and get detectives asking me to enhance surveillance footage they get from stores, gas stations, etc. I take one look at the grainy footage and usually say “this isn’t CSI. “

[simple schoolboy]

That CSI thing above is great. I work at a police department and get detectives asking me to enhance surveillance footage they get from stores, gas stations, etc. I take one look at the grainy footage and usually say “this isn’t CSI. “

Have you had to testify? Pretty sure your common juror will have those same demands, even if they can't directly ask you.

[BurtReynolds]

How do detectives not know that?

[Bi_3]

How do detectives not know that?

Too busy murdering innocent people I guess or maybe they just have so much funding that they can’t be bothered to learn their jobs

[wease]

That CSI thing above is great. I work at a police department and get detectives asking me to enhance surveillance footage they get from stores, gas stations, etc. I take one look at the grainy footage and usually say “this isn’t CSI. “

Yeah. Shit like that takes me right out of the show/movie we’re watching.

[Rob]

This insurrection mirrors Trump himself. So much strong rhetoric, but when your moment arrives, you realize you don't know how to do the job.

[McParadigm]

From his visit to the White House this morning.

The MyPillow Insurrection.

[McParadigm]

Not coincidentally, invoking the insurrection act and declaring martial law has been a huuuuge talking point among Q followers, the last few days.

[Bi_3]

Lots of black Escalades on the Beltway today.

[Simple Torture]

From his visit to the White House this morning.

The MyPillow Insurrection.

Alternate title: The But Wait--There's More Insurrection!

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[wease]

So, in their minds, if he declares martial law, Uncle Joe can’t be inaugurated?

[elliseamos]

So, in their minds, if he declares martial law, Uncle Joe can’t be inaugurated?

Lizards tend to believe these types of theories.

[96583UP]

the funny thing is - he could declare martial law - but the Joint Chiefs already said 'Biden is going to become president'

so it's not like military troops will magically appear and stop Biden from taking office

if anything they'd probably cut the power to the WH and let him sit in the dark for 5 days

[knee tunes]

some capitol police stories

This cop felt the need to call out "I have kids" in an attempt to not get killed

[B]

[Bi_3]