Lightning Bolt: the official album thread

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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Who pissed off harmless?
Everyone.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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"dad-rock" is one of his triggers.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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bluestate wrote:
Heathen wrote:
bluestate wrote:
Jaeti wrote:Disclaimer: I have nothing invested in reviews of this song, be they positive or negative. Just putting this here for the heck of it. Guess I found it a bit surprising that a piece this long was written about just this one song.

http://www.antiquiet.com/news/2013/09/p ... th-sirens/
So you think this guys a Pearl Jam fan or not? ;)
This guy has Binaural as #2 best album of the decade so he's probably a hipster
Hmmm, well I'm not sure a hipster would love Sirens that much.... Which makes me wonder, what's the over/under on how many times Pitchfork will use the word "cheesy" in their review for Lightning Bolt?
I'm pretty sure Antiquiet is trying to be the anti-Pitchfork considering that this URL will take you to their site:
http://pitchforkcaneatadick.com

That made me a fan of theirs...
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Nothingman?

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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Who pissed off harmless?
Everyone.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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nightmareblack0206 wrote:Nothingman?

HANDS DOWN EDDIES MAGNUM OPUS!
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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rosser0432 wrote:
bluestate wrote:
Heathen wrote:
bluestate wrote:
Jaeti wrote:Disclaimer: I have nothing invested in reviews of this song, be they positive or negative. Just putting this here for the heck of it. Guess I found it a bit surprising that a piece this long was written about just this one song.

http://www.antiquiet.com/news/2013/09/p ... th-sirens/
So you think this guys a Pearl Jam fan or not? ;)
This guy has Binaural as #2 best album of the decade so he's probably a hipster
Hmmm, well I'm not sure a hipster would love Sirens that much.... Which makes me wonder, what's the over/under on how many times Pitchfork will use the word "cheesy" in their review for Lightning Bolt?
I'm pretty sure Antiquiet is trying to be the anti-Pitchfork considering that this URL will take you to their site:
http://pitchforkcaneatadick.com

That made me a fan of theirs...
This made me like them even more. Pitchfork can definitely eat a dick. Tastes and coverage aside, their writing sucks balls. There's better writers on pearl jam message boards (x10) than on Pitchfork. All they've got going for them is effective creation of some "mystique".
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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durdencommatyler wrote:
harmless wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Who pissed off harmless?
Everyone.
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There's nowhere unless you're there all the time, all the way, durden.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
harmless wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Who pissed off harmless?
Everyone.
Everything I do, I do it for you.
There's nowhere unless you're there all the time, all the way, durden.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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rosser0432 wrote:
bluestate wrote:
Heathen wrote:
bluestate wrote:
Jaeti wrote:Disclaimer: I have nothing invested in reviews of this song, be they positive or negative. Just putting this here for the heck of it. Guess I found it a bit surprising that a piece this long was written about just this one song.

http://www.antiquiet.com/news/2013/09/p ... th-sirens/
So you think this guys a Pearl Jam fan or not? ;)
This guy has Binaural as #2 best album of the decade so he's probably a hipster
Hmmm, well I'm not sure a hipster would love Sirens that much.... Which makes me wonder, what's the over/under on how many times Pitchfork will use the word "cheesy" in their review for Lightning Bolt?
I'm pretty sure Antiquiet is trying to be the anti-Pitchfork considering that this URL will take you to their site:
http://pitchforkcaneatadick.com

That made me a fan of theirs...
:haha: I think I just found my new favorite website :luv:
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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What pisses me off about this thread is that I have lots to say about the new songs, but posting it would be a waste of keystrokes. By the time I hit "submit" there are two more pages of posts that make me want to stab myself in the belly button with a broken plastic fork.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:What pisses me off about this thread is that I have lots to say about the new songs, but posting it would be a waste of keystrokes. By the time I hit "submit" there are two more pages of posts that make me want to stab myself in the belly button with a broken plastic fork.
put it in the admit something thread where us old curmudgeons do
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:What pisses me off about this thread is that I have lots to say about the new songs, but posting it would be a waste of keystrokes. By the time I hit "submit" there are two more pages of posts that make me want to stab myself in the belly button with a broken plastic fork.
just do like stip and use the locked LB reviews thread to promote your thing
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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doug rr wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:What pisses me off about this thread is that I have lots to say about the new songs, but posting it would be a waste of keystrokes. By the time I hit "submit" there are two more pages of posts that make me want to stab myself in the belly button with a broken plastic fork.
put it in the admit something thread where us old curmudgeons do
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
doug rr wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:What pisses me off about this thread is that I have lots to say about the new songs, but posting it would be a waste of keystrokes. By the time I hit "submit" there are two more pages of posts that make me want to stab myself in the belly button with a broken plastic fork.
put it in the admit something thread where us old curmudgeons do
I'm going to cut out of work early and go paddleboarding instead. Nice and glassy out there today.
I'm heading out in about an hour or so :thumbsup:
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
harmless wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
stip wrote:there was a post count build to the 10k rank, but harmless just blew right through
yep, im sad we missed it
On September 3rd, Harmless had around 5800 posts. That was 16 days ago. How could we have known he was going to post over 4000 times in two weeks?
What the fuck? What am I doing with my life?
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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theplatypus wrote:Hey stip did I come up with Harmless's new rank? I vaguely remember coming up with it, maybe
it was my idea but I asked you to write it. The idea was "I've been posting" but dragged out. you said it wouldn't work as a whole phrase. I agreed and then just did the one phrase myself.

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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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McParadigm wrote:In Soviet Iceland, frat parties go to you
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Heathen wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:What pisses me off about this thread is that I have lots to say about the new songs, but posting it would be a waste of keystrokes. By the time I hit "submit" there are two more pages of posts that make me want to stab myself in the belly button with a broken plastic fork.
just do like stip and use the locked LB reviews thread to promote your thing
I'm trying to get B to put in a like option that only works for my stuff.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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stip wrote:
McParadigm wrote:In Soviet Iceland, frat parties go to you
:lol:
I missed that. good thing stip is so thorough. :)
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