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What’s your favorite form of water?
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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
washing machine wrote:One of the earliest drinks known to man.
one of?
Lava is the other. Come on, Chris. Everyone knows that.
In fairness, he could be thinking of blackberry flavored New York Seltzer as well.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
washing machine wrote:One of the earliest drinks known to man.
one of?
Lava is the other. Come on, Chris. Everyone knows that.
In fairness, he could be thinking of blackberry flavored New York Seltzer as well.
wow, now there’s a blast from the past.
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doug rr wrote:i have about 160 ounces a day to offset the 12 ounces of whiskey
how often do you pee? i average around 110 ounces a day and feel like i constantly go
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drinking some cold water rn
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
washing machine wrote:One of the earliest drinks known to man.
one of?
That’s an interesting question. Breast milk of course. Use of milk from animals is considered to be about ten thousand years old. Use of grapes for drinking, is also considered ten thousand years old. Alcohol as early as 9000 years ago. Tea in regular use 4000 years ago. Blood has also been used in cooking and for soups for thousand of years all around the world.
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blood is thicker than water though
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:blood is thicker than water though
How much blood do you try to drink every day?
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Anders wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
washing machine wrote:One of the earliest drinks known to man.
one of?
That’s an interesting question. Breast milk of course. Use of milk from animals is considered to be about ten thousand years old. Use of grapes for drinking, is also considered ten thousand years old. Alcohol as early as 9000 years ago. Tea in regular use 4000 years ago. Blood has also been used in cooking and for soups for thousand of years all around the world.
Thank you, Anders. I didn't want to be the one to explain it.
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Love water. Just love it
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Jorge wrote:Love water. Just love it
I have a case of water at home, but I prefer to fill up my reusable Nalgene.
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:blood is thicker than water though
How much blood do you try to drink every day?
i don’t like thick beverages
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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
washing machine wrote:One of the earliest drinks known to man.
one of?
Lava is the other. Come on, Chris. Everyone knows that.
And piss
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Bammer wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
washing machine wrote:One of the earliest drinks known to man.
one of?
Lava is the other. Come on, Chris. Everyone knows that.
And piss
How often do you have a thirst for piss?
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washing machine wrote:
Anders wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
washing machine wrote:One of the earliest drinks known to man.
one of?
That’s an interesting question. Breast milk of course. Use of milk from animals is considered to be about ten thousand years old. Use of grapes for drinking, is also considered ten thousand years old. Alcohol as early as 9000 years ago. Tea in regular use 4000 years ago. Blood has also been used in cooking and for soups for thousand of years all around the world.
Thank you, Anders. I didn't want to be the one to explain it.
breast milk isn't a drink. it's food. wtf?!?!?
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Anders wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
washing machine wrote:One of the earliest drinks known to man.
one of?
That’s an interesting question. Breast milk of course. Use of milk from animals is considered to be about ten thousand years old. Use of grapes for drinking, is also considered ten thousand years old. Alcohol as early as 9000 years ago. Tea in regular use 4000 years ago. Blood has also been used in cooking and for soups for thousand of years all around the world.
Thank you, Anders. I didn't want to be the one to explain it.
breast milk isn't a drink. it's food. wtf?!?!?
Well that doesn't exactly topple the domino chain in Anders' post.
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washing machine wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Anders wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
washing machine wrote:One of the earliest drinks known to man.
one of?
That’s an interesting question. Breast milk of course. Use of milk from animals is considered to be about ten thousand years old. Use of grapes for drinking, is also considered ten thousand years old. Alcohol as early as 9000 years ago. Tea in regular use 4000 years ago. Blood has also been used in cooking and for soups for thousand of years all around the world.
Thank you, Anders. I didn't want to be the one to explain it.
breast milk isn't a drink. it's food. wtf?!?!?
Well that doesn't exactly topple the domino chain in Anders' post.
Well, blood used in cooking isn’t a drink. And everything else listed is added to water to make the drink. So they don’t really bump water down the list.
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Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that water isn't one of the oldest drinks known to man.
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washing my hands yesterday in a restaurant bathroom in wisconsin got me thinking of how much i hate the feeling of hard/soft/well/whatever water where it feels like you can never get the soap off your hands. i think that if we had this water in our home, i would go absolutely mad.

i'm not sure how some of you rubes do it.
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