The Weight Gain Thread

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:will someone here volunteer to check my body fat percentage periodically?
wease can drive down, he's close
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doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:will someone here volunteer to check my body fat percentage periodically?
wease can drive down, he's close
that's a great idea

thanks, doug!
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:will someone here volunteer to check my body fat percentage periodically?
wease can drive down, he's close
that's a great idea

thanks, doug!
i think he has access to drugs too
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doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:will someone here volunteer to check my body fat percentage periodically?
wease can drive down, he's close
that's a great idea

thanks, doug!
i think he has access to drugs too
i don't do drugs...also, i don't think he's a nurse
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:will someone here volunteer to check my body fat percentage periodically?
wease can drive down, he's close
that's a great idea

thanks, doug!
i think he has access to drugs too
i don't do drugs...also, i don't think he's a nurse
he can pretend
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doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:will someone here volunteer to check my body fat percentage periodically?
wease can drive down, he's close
that's a great idea

thanks, doug!
i think he has access to drugs too
i don't do drugs...also, i don't think he's a nurse
he can pretend
like a focker
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over the past 7 days i've only consumed approximately 1000 more calories than i've burned...and an average of 113 grams of protein each day

net effect is probably 0, but i'm not in any hurry to check
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I’ve been gaining weight, I’m up to about 250.
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But most importantly, I’m sporting a Rock For Choice t-shirt
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i'm really hoping to avoid gaining more belly fat while i'm in this calorie surplus...i don't quite know how to accomplish this or get rid of the fat while trying to build muscle
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Ok, back to the music.
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wease wrote:Ok, back to the music.
are you going to dance to lose weight?
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One of the bartenders here just claimed that drinking cold drinks with your meal leads to weight gain because it can naturally harden the food in your stomach, making it harder for your body to break the food down.

It sounds sus, but I'll leave it to the disagreeing dieticians on google for the final word.
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washing machine wrote:One of the bartenders here just claimed that drinking cold drinks with your meal leads to weight gain because it can naturally harden the food in your stomach, making it harder for your body to break the food down.

It sounds sus, but I'll leave it to the disagreeing dieticians on google for the final word.
my gut, no pun intended, thinks this would be minimal
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I am deliberately taking in more calories, red meat, and beer.
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washing machine wrote:One of the bartenders here just claimed that drinking cold drinks with your meal leads to weight gain because it can naturally harden the food in your stomach, making it harder for your body to break the food down.

It sounds sus, but I'll leave it to the disagreeing dieticians on google for the final word.
That’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.
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wease wrote:
washing machine wrote:One of the bartenders here just claimed that drinking cold drinks with your meal leads to weight gain because it can naturally harden the food in your stomach, making it harder for your body to break the food down.

It sounds sus, but I'll leave it to the disagreeing dieticians on google for the final word.
That’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.
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washing machine wrote:One of the bartenders here just claimed that drinking cold drinks with your meal leads to weight gain because it can naturally harden the food in your stomach, making it harder for your body to break the food down.

It sounds sus, but I'll leave it to the disagreeing dieticians on google for the final word.
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