The Weight Gain Thread

[washing machine]

One time, one of the door guys here said that drinking a lot of water prevents COVID because it dissolves the virus in your throat before it hits your lungs.

[doug rr]

One time, one of the door guys here said that drinking a lot of water prevents COVID because it dissolves the virus in your throat before it hits your lungs.

is he still the door guy?

[wease]

One time, one of the door guys here said that drinking a lot of water prevents COVID because it dissolves the virus in your throat before it hits your lungs.

You employ some pretty stupid people, Reid. Sounds like a housecleaning is in order. I know a guy...

[Bammer]

One time, one of the door guys here said that drinking a lot of water prevents COVID because it dissolves the virus in your throat before it hits your lungs.

You employ some pretty stupid people, Reid. Sounds like a housecleaning is in order. I know a guy...

[washing machine]

One time, one of the door guys here said that drinking a lot of water prevents COVID because it dissolves the virus in your throat before it hits your lungs.

You employ some pretty stupid people, Reid. Sounds like a housecleaning is in order. I know a guy...

Haha.

I've got your back on that 100% correct call in the work thread, but we disagree here. These people are great at their jobs and I would be in a pinch if they left. They're not the brightest when it comes to health, though. As long as they follow protocol while they're here and answer the health questionnaire honestly before their shift we are all good.

[Bammer]

One time, one of the door guys here said that drinking a lot of water prevents COVID because it dissolves the virus in your throat before it hits your lungs.

You employ some pretty stupid people, Reid. Sounds like a housecleaning is in order. I know a guy...

Haha.

I've got your back on that 100% correct call in the work thread, but we disagree here. These people are great at their jobs and I would be in a pinch if they left. They're not the brightest when it comes to health, though. As long as they follow protocol while they're here and answer the health questionnaire honestly before their shift we are all good.

Biff Pocoroba post

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I am deliberately taking in more calories, red meat, and beer.

how much do you weigh?

[Bammer]

I am deliberately taking in more calories, red meat, and beer.

how much do you weigh?

I was 157 at my physical a couple weeks ago! I should be like 10# more than that.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I am deliberately taking in more calories, red meat, and beer.

how much do you weigh?

I was 157 at my physical a couple weeks ago! I should be like 10# more than that.

you still got me by about 15...i'm trying to tone up some without adding much fat, but i feel this is going to be difficult

are you going to be eating just anything?

[Bammer]

I am deliberately taking in more calories, red meat, and beer.

how much do you weigh?

I was 157 at my physical a couple weeks ago! I should be like 10# more than that.

you still got me by about 15...i'm trying to tone up some without adding much fat, but i feel this is going to be difficult

are you going to be eating just anything?

I always eat just anything.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I am deliberately taking in more calories, red meat, and beer.

how much do you weigh?

I was 157 at my physical a couple weeks ago! I should be like 10# more than that.

you still got me by about 15...i'm trying to tone up some without adding much fat, but i feel this is going to be difficult

are you going to be eating just anything?

I always eat just anything.

how are you not more fat

do you have much belly fat

how old are you again

[Bammer]

I am a skinny fucking runt right now.

It has been this way since our kids were born. Chasing them around. I’m high strung (at home, anyway) and now I am high strung on steroids as a parent.
Plus I guess a fast metabolism.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I am a skinny fucking runt right now.

It has been this way since our kids were born. Chasing them around. I’m high strung (at home, anyway) and now I am high strung on steroids as a parent.
Plus I guess a fast metabolism.

thank you for only answering my first question

[wease]

I am a skinny fucking runt right now.

It has been this way since our kids were born. Chasing them around. I’m high strung (at home, anyway) and now I am high strung on steroids as a parent.
Plus I guess a fast metabolism.

thank you for only answering my first question

Your post made it sound like you only wanted the first one answered.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I am a skinny fucking runt right now.

It has been this way since our kids were born. Chasing them around. I’m high strung (at home, anyway) and now I am high strung on steroids as a parent.
Plus I guess a fast metabolism.

thank you for only answering my first question

Your post made it sound like you only wanted the first one answered.

...how...?

[Bammer]

I am a skinny fucking runt right now.

It has been this way since our kids were born. Chasing them around. I’m high strung (at home, anyway) and now I am high strung on steroids as a parent.
Plus I guess a fast metabolism.

thank you for only answering my first question

No

40

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I am a skinny fucking runt right now.

It has been this way since our kids were born. Chasing them around. I’m high strung (at home, anyway) and now I am high strung on steroids as a parent.
Plus I guess a fast metabolism.

thank you for only answering my first question

No

40

fuck off, dipshit

[Bammer]

I am a skinny fucking runt right now.

It has been this way since our kids were born. Chasing them around. I’m high strung (at home, anyway) and now I am high strung on steroids as a parent.
Plus I guess a fast metabolism.

thank you for only answering my first question

No

40

fuck off, dipshit

Eat a dick (so you can put on some weight, of course).

[lennytheweedwhacker]

up .8 pounds over the last 3 weeks...it's probably all fat

i need one of those devices that measures body fat

[Bammer]

I’m starting to fear that I won’t develop Old Man Strength in the way that I always imagined I would.