2020 NFL Season

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Mickey wrote:
96583UP wrote:
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:
96583UP wrote:yes we all know every chiefs game begins with the opponent scoring 10-13 points and people thinking it will be competitive and then the chiefs storm back with 28-35 unanswered and the rest of the game is pointless
we're doing wings and nachos..you?
it dawned on me while watching the championship games that i have never eaten a stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut. so i am going to order one.

not sure what else yet but nachos could definitely be in the mix.

one year i ate so much queso during the game, the next day i burped and it came back up and into my nose. burned like hot fire
would you share the queso recipe?
buy a bar if velveeta, chop it into cubes, put them in a glass bowl, pour salsa all over it, microwave it, stir, pig out, fart, live, love, dream
That is a terrible recipe. What you have to do is buy a pound of white american cheese, chop it up and put it in a crock pot with hatch chilis, jalapenos, chili powder, and a bit of cream cheese. Set it on low for like an hour.
Yes. Because authentic Tex-Mex always starts with American cheese...
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Velveeta + rotel + ground sausage + crock pot
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wease wrote:
Mickey wrote:
96583UP wrote:
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:
96583UP wrote:yes we all know every chiefs game begins with the opponent scoring 10-13 points and people thinking it will be competitive and then the chiefs storm back with 28-35 unanswered and the rest of the game is pointless
we're doing wings and nachos..you?
it dawned on me while watching the championship games that i have never eaten a stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut. so i am going to order one.

not sure what else yet but nachos could definitely be in the mix.

one year i ate so much queso during the game, the next day i burped and it came back up and into my nose. burned like hot fire
would you share the queso recipe?
buy a bar if velveeta, chop it into cubes, put them in a glass bowl, pour salsa all over it, microwave it, stir, pig out, fart, live, love, dream
That is a terrible recipe. What you have to do is buy a pound of white american cheese, chop it up and put it in a crock pot with hatch chilis, jalapenos, chili powder, and a bit of cream cheese. Set it on low for like an hour.
Yes. Because authentic Tex-Mex always starts with American cheese...
Having a hard time believing 96UP had burning nostrils with that weak ass recipe.
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ghost wrote:Velveeta + rotel + ground sausage + crock pot
These are the usual suspects.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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wease wrote:
Mickey wrote:
96583UP wrote:
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:
96583UP wrote:yes we all know every chiefs game begins with the opponent scoring 10-13 points and people thinking it will be competitive and then the chiefs storm back with 28-35 unanswered and the rest of the game is pointless
we're doing wings and nachos..you?
it dawned on me while watching the championship games that i have never eaten a stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut. so i am going to order one.

not sure what else yet but nachos could definitely be in the mix.

one year i ate so much queso during the game, the next day i burped and it came back up and into my nose. burned like hot fire
would you share the queso recipe?
buy a bar if velveeta, chop it into cubes, put them in a glass bowl, pour salsa all over it, microwave it, stir, pig out, fart, live, love, dream
That is a terrible recipe. What you have to do is buy a pound of white american cheese, chop it up and put it in a crock pot with hatch chilis, jalapenos, chili powder, and a bit of cream cheese. Set it on low for like an hour.
Yes. Because authentic Tex-Mex always starts with American cheese...
Authenticity is a fable, home boy. American cheese tastes great.
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dad wrote:
ghost wrote:Velveeta + rotel + ground sausage + crock pot
These are the usual suspects.
yep
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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dad wrote:
wease wrote:
Mickey wrote:
96583UP wrote:
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:
96583UP wrote:yes we all know every chiefs game begins with the opponent scoring 10-13 points and people thinking it will be competitive and then the chiefs storm back with 28-35 unanswered and the rest of the game is pointless
we're doing wings and nachos..you?
it dawned on me while watching the championship games that i have never eaten a stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut. so i am going to order one.

not sure what else yet but nachos could definitely be in the mix.

one year i ate so much queso during the game, the next day i burped and it came back up and into my nose. burned like hot fire
would you share the queso recipe?
buy a bar if velveeta, chop it into cubes, put them in a glass bowl, pour salsa all over it, microwave it, stir, pig out, fart, live, love, dream
That is a terrible recipe. What you have to do is buy a pound of white american cheese, chop it up and put it in a crock pot with hatch chilis, jalapenos, chili powder, and a bit of cream cheese. Set it on low for like an hour.
Yes. Because authentic Tex-Mex always starts with American cheese...
Having a hard time believing 96UP had burning nostrils with that weak ass recipe.
it was indigestion, my stomach acid came back up and went in that hole in the roof of the mouth and into my nostrils

i was in the 7th grade
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96583UP wrote:
dad wrote:
wease wrote:
Mickey wrote:
96583UP wrote:
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:
96583UP wrote:yes we all know every chiefs game begins with the opponent scoring 10-13 points and people thinking it will be competitive and then the chiefs storm back with 28-35 unanswered and the rest of the game is pointless
we're doing wings and nachos..you?
it dawned on me while watching the championship games that i have never eaten a stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut. so i am going to order one.

not sure what else yet but nachos could definitely be in the mix.

one year i ate so much queso during the game, the next day i burped and it came back up and into my nose. burned like hot fire
would you share the queso recipe?
buy a bar if velveeta, chop it into cubes, put them in a glass bowl, pour salsa all over it, microwave it, stir, pig out, fart, live, love, dream
That is a terrible recipe. What you have to do is buy a pound of white american cheese, chop it up and put it in a crock pot with hatch chilis, jalapenos, chili powder, and a bit of cream cheese. Set it on low for like an hour.
Yes. Because authentic Tex-Mex always starts with American cheese...
Having a hard time believing 96UP had burning nostrils with that weak ass recipe.
it was indigestion, my stomach acid came back up and went in that hole in the roof of the mouth and into my nostrils

i was in the 7th grade
I’m sorry, Jorge.

sorry,

dad
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:
dad wrote:
wease wrote:
Mickey wrote:
96583UP wrote:
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:
96583UP wrote:yes we all know every chiefs game begins with the opponent scoring 10-13 points and people thinking it will be competitive and then the chiefs storm back with 28-35 unanswered and the rest of the game is pointless
we're doing wings and nachos..you?
it dawned on me while watching the championship games that i have never eaten a stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut. so i am going to order one.

not sure what else yet but nachos could definitely be in the mix.

one year i ate so much queso during the game, the next day i burped and it came back up and into my nose. burned like hot fire
would you share the queso recipe?
buy a bar if velveeta, chop it into cubes, put them in a glass bowl, pour salsa all over it, microwave it, stir, pig out, fart, live, love, dream
That is a terrible recipe. What you have to do is buy a pound of white american cheese, chop it up and put it in a crock pot with hatch chilis, jalapenos, chili powder, and a bit of cream cheese. Set it on low for like an hour.
Yes. Because authentic Tex-Mex always starts with American cheese...
Having a hard time believing 96UP had burning nostrils with that weak ass recipe.
it was indigestion, my stomach acid came back up and went in that hole in the roof of the mouth and into my nostrils

i was in the 7th grade
I’m sorry, Jorge.

sorry,

dad
Jorge never watched a superbowl in his life

or savored the sweet flavor of a block of velveeta, finely melted in the microwave
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how much sweet tea are you guys going to drink?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Go Bucs!
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:how much sweet tea are you guys going to drink?
do you even have teeth anymore?
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:how much sweet tea are you guys going to drink?
do you even have teeth anymore?
per my dentist i have good teeth, but sh*tty gums

ttyl
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Good luck today, nfl.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Good luck, The Weeknd, eh.
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elliseamos wrote:Good luck, The Weeknd, eh.
100 percent chance I get at least one of his songs stuck in my head for the entire second half.
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If someone would’ve told me back in 2011 that The Weekend would one day perform at the super bowl halftime I’d have laughed.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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i think i only know of one of his/their/its songs
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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That one kid injured in the crash that Andy Reid's son caused has brain damage and is in a coma. He reportedly told police he drank alcohol and took a prescription medicine before getting in the car. :/
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Holy shit a puppy just scored a double touchdown in the Puppy Bowl
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