
Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-23-21)
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Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-23-21)

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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-16-21)
looks fun. They crammed every catchphrase they could except "Fatality".
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-16-21)
yeahBurtReynolds wrote:looks dumb
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-16-21)
I was hoping they would use the same Goro model as the original--although, honestly, it doesn't look too far off.
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-16-21)
It looks so stupid it's gotta be good, right?
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-16-21)
I believe the official rule is "any movie that an RMer cares enough about to make a thread for, gets its own thread"
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-16-21)
needs its own forum
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-16-21)
I love that the fighting sound effects are the same as in the latest mortal kombat game.
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-16-21)
Why is it that Mortal Kombat movies are the only video game movies that resemble the games they are based on?
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-16-21)
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-16-21)
Those fight scenes are gonna be epic.
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-23-21)
Fuck, movie theaters here have been closed since Dec and aren't going to open anytime soon. Probably will miss its entire theater run by the time things open again.
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-23-21)
i saw the original in the theatre and took my then little brother to see it, his first time in a cinema. He went bonkers. Like it was the best movie.
I might tell him to go to see this one, 26 years later.
I might tell him to go to see this one, 26 years later.
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-23-21)
So the early reviews for this have been.....alright. Gives me hope - as does this line from a review 'Sometimes, you just need to watch a movie where a character freezes another one’s blood and stabs him with it'
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Re: Movie: Mortal Kombat (04-23-21)
I like that they got rid of Johnny Cage for this. What a shitty fucking character.
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