Star Wars Awesomeness

May the force be with you
Post Reply
User avatar
darth_vedder
Misplaced My Sponge
Posts: 6467
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 9:52 pm

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by darth_vedder »

durdencommatyler wrote:
darth_vedder wrote:Has anyone watched the saga in Machete order?

http://static.nomachetejuggling.com/machete_order.html

The order to watch it: 4, 5, 2, 3, 6.

Leave out 1 all together.

I haven't done this, but I did try 3 to 6, and it works really well. Lots of parallels in the two movies, and like they say, watching that way actually makes 6 a better film.

They leave out 1 b/c nothing of real importance happens. It's essentially a waste of a flick, which I agree with. The only think you need to know is that Obi-Wan takes in Anakin, and Palpatine rises to Supreme Chancellor. Still though, you can gather that from the first 5 minutes of episode 2.
That's a great, great article. Thanks for posting that. Honestly, that's the first thing I've read or seen or heard in probably a good 10 years that's made me excited about Star Wars again.

I have to try that.
No prob. It certainly is an interesting way to view the saga. It got me real excited to see it again too, but I didn't feel like watching all of them again, so I just did 3 then 6.

3 was a bit better than I remember. I still have plenty of problems with it, but it's the strongest of the prequels (which isn't saying a lot). In some ways, I actually think I like 3 more than 6.

6 was kind of a waste too. The only things I really cared about was the Luke / Vader scenes, and the Luke / Vader / Emperor scenes. The rest of it was pretty lame. Those Luke / Vader / Emperor scenes though really tie in with episode 3 nicely. Luke essentially had the same choices (save his friends or let them die) as Anakin (save Padme).

One day, maybe around next Christmas or something, I'll watch the Machete order. I really do not care if I ever watch Episode 1 again.

Oh, one possible foreshadow for the new trilogy...in 6, Han tells Luke he's gonna die on Tatooine. It would be cool to see Luke either die of old age or get killed on Tatooine. It would make that line in episode 6 all the more important.
User avatar
bada
Looks Like a Cat
Posts: 12504
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:53 pm

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by bada »

darth_vedder wrote:Oh, one possible foreshadow for the new trilogy...in 6, Han tells Luke he's gonna die on Tatooine. It would be cool to see Luke either die of old age or get killed on Tatooine. It would make that line in episode 6 all the more important.

Man I don't remember that at all.
User avatar
Mecca
slower than 82% of US
Posts: 8516
Joined: Wed December 19, 2012 7:17 pm

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by Mecca »

bada wrote:
darth_vedder wrote:Oh, one possible foreshadow for the new trilogy...in 6, Han tells Luke he's gonna die on Tatooine. It would be cool to see Luke either die of old age or get killed on Tatooine. It would make that line in episode 6 all the more important.

Man I don't remember that at all.
"I used to live here, ya know."
"You're gonna die here"

on the way to the sarlaac pit
User avatar
bada
Looks Like a Cat
Posts: 12504
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:53 pm

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by bada »

Mecca wrote:
bada wrote:
darth_vedder wrote:Oh, one possible foreshadow for the new trilogy...in 6, Han tells Luke he's gonna die on Tatooine. It would be cool to see Luke either die of old age or get killed on Tatooine. It would make that line in episode 6 all the more important.

Man I don't remember that at all.
"I used to live here, ya know."
"You're gonna die here"

on the way to the sarlaac pit

Oh yeah now I remember. Duh.
User avatar
daft twat
Rank This Poster
Posts: 5356
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 2:23 am
Location: The In Between

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by daft twat »

Image
User avatar
@SkitchP
RM Elitist
Posts: 9995
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 8:43 pm

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by @SkitchP »

Image
dimejinky99 wrote: Hang on I check on my Grindr
User avatar
@SkitchP
RM Elitist
Posts: 9995
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 8:43 pm

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by @SkitchP »

Image
dimejinky99 wrote: Hang on I check on my Grindr
User avatar
Jorge
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
Posts: 36490
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:35 pm
Location: Buenos Aires

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by Jorge »

Image
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
User avatar
McParadigm
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
Posts: 22393
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by McParadigm »

Image
(patriotic choking noises)
User avatar
@SkitchP
RM Elitist
Posts: 9995
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 8:43 pm

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by @SkitchP »

Why is there a broom in the bathtub?
dimejinky99 wrote: Hang on I check on my Grindr
User avatar
Jorge
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
Posts: 36490
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:35 pm
Location: Buenos Aires

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by Jorge »

@SkitchP wrote:Why is there a broom in the bathtub?
and what looks like feces
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
User avatar
@SkitchP
RM Elitist
Posts: 9995
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 8:43 pm

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by @SkitchP »

theplatypus wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:Why is there a broom in the bathtub?
and what looks like feces

They seem to have a misguided approach to how a bathroom is supposed to function.
dimejinky99 wrote: Hang on I check on my Grindr
User avatar
bune
Mind Your Tanners
Posts: 9359
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 6:03 pm
Twitter: https://twitter.com/bune_yurievich
Location: Washington State

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by bune »

And what appears to be a shower-head on the counter. Yeah, maybe some composition could have gone into the image before they took it.
User avatar
zeb
$5 Donation Gets Custom Title
Posts: 7164
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 10:43 am

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by zeb »

Image
User avatar
Norah
Poster of the Year
Posts: 37327
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:04 pm
Location: September 2020 Poster of the Month

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by Norah »

That is just fantastic.
User avatar
dimejinky99
what on earth am I talking about
Posts: 39789
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 12:35 am

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by dimejinky99 »

McParadigm wrote:Image

Pretty great paint job on that falcon.
Calibrate your enthusiasm
User avatar
McParadigm
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
Posts: 22393
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by McParadigm »

Somebody needs to do a psychoanalysis of George solely on the basis of these movies. There seem to be an awful lot of moments, ideas....even character names that become immediate red flag material ("So then a creature called Ponda Baba gets cut by a phallic light weapon? Tell me how that makes you feel, George") when looked at on their own merits.
Spoiler: show
"So, you have a twin sister...Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me."

Image
(patriotic choking noises)
User avatar
dprival78
Future Drummer
Posts: 2145
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:13 pm
Location: CT

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by dprival78 »

theplatypus wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:Why is there a broom in the bathtub?
and what looks like feces
well the feces isn't going to sweep itself out of the tub.. hence the broom.
klehtun
A Return To Form
Posts: 110
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 5:11 pm
Location: Prince Edward Island
Contact:

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by klehtun »



User avatar
Jorge
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
Posts: 36490
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:35 pm
Location: Buenos Aires

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Post by Jorge »

ALL SIX STAR WARS MOVIES AT THE SAME TIME



McParadigm will like the intro music
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
Post Reply