The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know

[Bi_3]

Holy ffuuuuuuuuck

This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone

[Bammer]

So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

I heard the guy calling his dog today. The fucking dog is named Riot.

Just got back from a run through the neighborhood.

Now this fucking guy has a custom(?) flag flying from his flagpole. The flag is the fucking Ten album cover. I am not joking.

[Strat]

Sorry for that guy who is learning to have a good time enjoying his one short life, bammer.

[verb_to_trust]

What do we know about this guy Bam? What's the demographic here?

[96583UP]

you should pull up in front of his house in your car and blast Creed

[LetMeSleep]

Bam has been outjammed.

[dimejinky99]

I miss all the best and worst pearl jam fans I know.

Give anything to have a Europe tour to look forward to

[Strat]

I miss all the best and worst pearl jam fans I know.

Give anything to have a Europe tour to look forward to

Im traveling to all 500 shows and im hugging every single one of you.

[Bammer]

I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

[Strat]

I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

[Bammer]

I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

[Strat]

I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

[Rangi Guy]

I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Hand signals?

[wease]

I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Hand signals?

I’m assuming the “arms raised in a V” and such.

[Bammer]

I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Hand signals?

I’m assuming the “arms raised in a V” and such.

No, I’m pretty sure this is the new *points at crotch* move during Dance Of The Clairvoyants

[wease]

I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Hand signals?

I’m assuming the “arms raised in a V” and such.

No, I’m pretty sure this is the new *points at crotch* move during Dance Of The Clairvoyants

That too.

[B]

Holy ffuuuuuuuuck

This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone

I bet he's horrible to hang out with.

[96583UP]

Holy ffuuuuuuuuck

This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone

I bet he's horrible to hang out with.

for his final act, he will collect a pearl jam member

[B]

He'll probably kidnap Jeff to try and win him over.

[Higgs]

Holy ffuuuuuuuuck

This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone

I bet he's horrible to hang out with.

for his final act, he will collect a pearl jam member

That video still makes him look like he has the weirdest placed little nipples.