The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know

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Jesus fucking christ that's embarrassing
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96583UP wrote:
B wrote:
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dimejinky99 wrote:Holy ffuuuuuuuuck



This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone
I bet he's horrible to hang out with.
for his final act, he will collect a pearl jam member
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tragabigzanda wrote:"It's all about the music for me!" <Tours the crew on a 5000ft2 facility of PJ posters>

jeezus.

Yeah bammer sell him your drum kit.
I understand this post and so I understand KT’s copycat post. Finally I understand a KT post.
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Bammer wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:"It's all about the music for me!" <Tours the crew on a 5000ft2 facility of PJ posters>

jeezus.

Yeah bammer sell him your drum kit.
I understand this post and so I understand KT’s copycat post. Finally I understand a KT post.
do you ever put on Ten and jam along with that set, to prove to Matt's drums that PJ can be played at normal tempos
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96583UP wrote:
Bammer wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:"It's all about the music for me!" <Tours the crew on a 5000ft2 facility of PJ posters>

jeezus.

Yeah bammer sell him your drum kit.
I understand this post and so I understand KT’s copycat post. Finally I understand a KT post.
do you ever put on Ten and jam along with that set, to prove to Matt's drums that PJ can be played at normal tempos
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Bammer wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:"It's all about the music for me!" <Tours the crew on a 5000ft2 facility of PJ posters>

jeezus.

Yeah bammer sell him your drum kit.
I understand this post and so I understand KT’s copycat post. Finally I understand a KT post.
I didn't copy cat it if I didn't read it

P.S. you don't understand alot.

It's ok, :mrgreen:
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Bammer wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Bammer wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:"It's all about the music for me!" <Tours the crew on a 5000ft2 facility of PJ posters>

jeezus.

Yeah bammer sell him your drum kit.
I understand this post and so I understand KT’s copycat post. Finally I understand a KT post.
do you ever put on Ten and jam along with that set, to prove to Matt's drums that PJ can be played at normal tempos
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You really should contact this rube. He’d be the perfect one to unload them on.
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B wrote:
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Jeff is the only one with any sense, here, seems like.
Jeff's probably just bad at faking niceties. My wife is bad at that sometimes. If you get her a bad Christmas present, she doesn't want you to know, but you know.
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What if that guy’s PJ palace burned down haha
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bodysnatcher wrote:What if that guy’s PJ palace burned down haha
Didn't he say he insured it for $3mil or something?
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B wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:What if that guy’s PJ palace burned down haha
Didn't he say he insured it for $3mil or something?
He did.
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Stalk With Me
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Bi_3 wrote:Stalk With Me
Yeah. That’s the first thing I thought of when he said Ed likes him. I’m thinking, he’s typically not had very good relationships with his stalkers.
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Can Keep
"The fatal flaw of all revolutionaries is that they know how to tear things down but don't have a f**king clue about how to build anything."
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Given to Buy
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Simple Torture wrote:Given to Buy
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Bi_3 wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Given to Buy
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Stone puts up with me was a great line too.
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Little known PJ fact:

The “Collecting up the forget-me-nots not recalling what they’re for” lyric was written about this tool, specifically.
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My Pearl Jam collection fits in 5-6 squares of an IKEA Kalax shelf.
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