The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know

[Strat]

B might be the worst, to be honest. He collects like the worst of them and only knows like 1/2 the catalog of songs.

[wease]

B might be the worst, to be honest. He collects like the worst of them and only knows like 1/2 the catalog of songs.

Worse than the guy in the video?

[VinylGuy]

yeah, he thinks Matt is the bass player.

[bodysnatcher]

I don’t know what B looks like, but I imagine him sitting in his chair at night just flipping through the photos in the PJ ViewMaster

[VinylGuy]

i dont think he opened the ViewMaster´s box.

[CopperTom]

Did he buy 2?

[gardenparty]

having been to a lot of pearl jam shows dating back to '96, I've met a lot of the crazies.

You can usually see it in their eyes and pick up on it pretty quickly.
The whole thing is more to them than some dudes playing killer rock music that you can relate to.
Its obsession. Creepy obsession.

Always best to just politely move on

[Strat]

having been to a lot of pearl jam shows dating back to '96, I've met a lot of the crazies.

You can usually see it in their eyes and pick up on it pretty quickly.
The whole thing is more to them than some dudes playing killer rock music that you can relate to.
Its obsession. Creepy obsession.

Always best to just politely move on

"Oh my god did you see the pants eddie wore last night?!"

Ugh. I dont miss standing in line for prime seats anymore.

[B]

B might be the worst, to be honest. He collects like the worst of them and only knows like 1/2 the catalog of songs.

I think I can still be a fan, even if I only love half the catalog.

[Strat]

B might be the worst, to be honest. He collects like the worst of them and only knows like 1/2 the catalog of songs.

I think I can still be a fan, even if I only love half the catalog.

That's not what i said, B.

[B]

B might be the worst, to be honest. He collects like the worst of them and only knows like 1/2 the catalog of songs.

I think I can still be a fan, even if I only love half the catalog.

That's not what i said, B.

I respond to what I want, and ignore what I don't.

[BurtReynolds]

that guy must be rich as shit.

[VinylGuy]

yeah, dont try to get all hipster on us now

[B]

i dont think he opened the ViewMaster´s box.

Yes I did. And I regret it b/c my kids keep picking it up to look at the pictures.

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[Bammer]

So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

I heard the guy calling his dog today. The fucking dog is named Riot.

Just got back from a run through the neighborhood.

Now this fucking guy has a custom(?) flag flying from his flagpole. The flag is the fucking Ten album cover. I am not joking.

Now he’s flying a Modest Mouse flag

[B]

Riot is a good name for a dog.

[Bi_3]

So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

I heard the guy calling his dog today. The fucking dog is named Riot.

Just got back from a run through the neighborhood.

Now this fucking guy has a custom(?) flag flying from his flagpole. The flag is the fucking Ten album cover. I am not joking.

Now he’s flying a Modest Mouse flag

Did you take a knee?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Riot is a good name for a dog.

Two syllables. This checks out.

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now