Famous Crushes Through The Years

[verb_to_trust]

Fiona Apple is pretty crusty looking these days. She was hit or miss when she was younger, like that episode of seinfeld where Jerry dates that girl that looks different each time he sees her.

[Jorge]

Feeling horny

The best possible post to bump this thread with

[Higgs]

Yeah, I had a few of these.

I remember watching Farrah Fawcett in the original Charlie's Angels and getting not unpleasant albeit certainly uncomfortable feelings. Leather Tuscaderro (Suzie Quatro) in Happy Days had a similar effect.

As a youngun' I remember Madonna's early videos getting my attention, although by then I'd kinda figured out what the dealio was.

Danni Minogue (Kylie's sister) was hot as back in her Young Talent Time days. Pretty sure she's actually my exact age, so that makes this comment far less creepy.

Tiffani Amber Thiessen was a long time crush for sure. She's actually my agreed free pass with the wiffey.

Demi Moore back in the days of St Elmo's Fire and About Last Night was just as beautiful as it gets to me.

Jennifer Connelly riding that goddam horsie thing in Career Opportunities almost gave me rsi. As did Erika Eleniak busting out of the fake cake in Under Siege.

And Michelle Pfeiffer is just kinda stunningly amazing.

These days I'd certainly not kick Scarlett Johansson out of bed if she farted.

[CopperTom]

No mentions of Christina Applegate? Shame of you RM.

[EJ]

Mia Sara - aka Sloan from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Even as a kid, I thought Broderick had outkicked his coverage by having her as his girlfriend in that movie.

[Jorge]

Mia Sara - aka Sloan from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Even as a kid, I thought Broderick had outkicked his coverage by having her as his girlfriend in that movie.

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[Higgs]

What's that all about?

[Ello Sailor]

Catherine Zeta Jones at the height of her powers.

[EJ]

What's that all about?

I feel like Jorge is mocking me somehow.

[Jorge]

What's that all about?

I feel like Jorge is mocking me somehow.

This is such a common response to interactions with me and it's rarely ever the case!!!

[VinylGuy]

Erika Eleniak, Nicole Eggert and of course Pam Anderson are must, but i feel they belong in another thread.

Not crush maybe....

[Jorge]

Erika Eleniak, Nicole Eggert and of course Pam Anderson are must, but i feel they belong in another thread.

Not crush maybe....

You have a clear type!

[Jorge]

The type is Baywatch

[epilogue]

[VinylGuy]

No mentions of Christina Applegate? Shame of you RM.

also, kinda belongs in another thread but yeah.

[VinylGuy]

The type is Baywatch

huge fan

[bada]

I was never really into Sarah Michelle Gellar but I was pretty much in love with Buffy. Not sure how that works.

[VinylGuy]

Kristy Swanson was another one i loved back then.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[EJ]

I feel like the line between “whacked off to when I was a teenager” and “bonafide romantic crush” is really blurry here

what if some of us were wacking off before we were teenagers? aka, shooting blanks.