Famous Crushes Through The Years

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tragabigzanda wrote:I feel like the line between “whacked off to when I was a teenager” and “bonafide romantic crush” is really blurry here
yeah, thats why i said that a lot of these belong in another thread.

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Mt. Crushmore, L-R:

Betty Aberlin (Mr. Rogers era) - Topanga - Linda Cardellini (Freaks and Geeks era) - Maura Tierney (Newsradio era)

I've had flings with other celebs but these have endured.
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VinylGuy wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:I feel like the line between “whacked off to when I was a teenager” and “bonafide romantic crush” is really blurry here
yeah, thats why i said that a lot of these belong in another thread.

I am in love with my first list.
List, fist, whatever dude.

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lol at the idea that there is a difference between “whacked off to when I was a teenager” and “bonafide romantic crush” with celebrities.
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of course there is
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I can't come up with a reply to this and not sound like an asshole so I'll move on.
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bada wrote:lol at the idea that there is a difference between “whacked off to when I was a teenager” and “bonafide romantic crush” with celebrities.
Column A: Pamela Anderson or Anna Nicole Smith. Column B: an actress who plays a character you fell in love with on a tv show. There's a huge difference between the two. It's like f/m/k.
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ghost wrote:
bada wrote:lol at the idea that there is a difference between “whacked off to when I was a teenager” and “bonafide romantic crush” with celebrities.
Column A: Pamela Anderson or Anna Nicole Smith. Column B: an actress who plays a character you fell in love with on a tv show. There's a huge difference between the two. It's like f/m/k.
Why does this matter in this thread? Aren't we just trying to roll down memory lane bringing up some celebs that we, for whatever reason, enjoyed in the pants?

Why do I feel that I've managed to fuck even this simple task up now?
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Higgs wrote:
ghost wrote:
bada wrote:lol at the idea that there is a difference between “whacked off to when I was a teenager” and “bonafide romantic crush” with celebrities.
Column A: Pamela Anderson or Anna Nicole Smith. Column B: an actress who plays a character you fell in love with on a tv show. There's a huge difference between the two. It's like f/m/k.
Why does this matter in this thread? Aren't we just trying to roll down memory lane bringing up some celebs that we, for whatever reason, enjoyed in the pants?

Why do I feel that I've managed to fuck even this simple task up now?
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I guess I don't meet the celebrity crush criteria. I've never liked jerked off to Courtney Cox cause I like her eyes or something but when I jerk off to Jennifer Aniston is because I have a true romantic connection with a woman who wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire. I'm shallow.
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bada wrote:I guess I don't meet the celebrity crush criteria. I've never liked jerked off to Courtney Cox cause I like her eyes or something but when I jerk off to Jennifer Aniston is because I have a true romantic connection with a woman who wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire. I'm shallow.

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ghost wrote:Mt. Crushmore, L-R:

Betty Aberlin (Mr. Rogers era) - Topanga - Linda Cardellini (Freaks and Geeks era) - Maura Tierney (Newsradio era)

I've had flings with other celebs but these have endured.
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ghost wrote:
bada wrote:lol at the idea that there is a difference between “whacked off to when I was a teenager” and “bonafide romantic crush” with celebrities.
Column A: Pamela Anderson or Anna Nicole Smith. Column B: an actress who plays a character you fell in love with on a tv show. There's a huge difference between the two. It's like f/m/k.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Ellie Kemper?!
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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If we're picking an office crush I'm going Rashida Jones
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:Ellie Kemper?!
heck yeah. Her character on The Office was so dumb and sweet.

Also I saw her do sketch comedy at The Second City a few years ago. I was in the front row. At one point, one of her cast mates was "passed out," right next to me, and Ellie said to her other scene partner "Let's fart in his face." She came over and stuck her butt about 8" from my face. Pure heaven.*

*She did not really fart.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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