The same way a giant monkey knows how to repair his dislocated shoulder. Or the same way the ocean is so deep, Godzilla and Kong can fight underwater and not see the bottom at all and then Godzilla can stand up and half his body be out of the water.spike wrote:how is there sunlight in hollow earth?
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I can’t hate it. It gave zero fucks. Respect.daft twat wrote:Now I really fucking hated it.spike wrote:how is there sunlight in hollow earth?
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I just remembered that they beat Mechagodzilla by getting a computer wet.
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What good is an empty skull to control Mechagodzilla?
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Going today and I'm actually really excited?!
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Are you sure?Jorge wrote:Going today and I'm actually really excited?!
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I think so?!?!??!?
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Have a good time?
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I told a few kids & their dads from the neighborhood that they could come over and watch - we have a nice projector and big screen. But I have to wait until the weekend. These last couple pages are bumming me out. I mean, you guys are kind of just describing all "big" monster movies, but it doesn't seem like this one is at least a smidge better than the usual. (??)
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and why didn't they just disconnect the tubes from the skull?spike wrote:What good is an empty skull to control Mechagodzilla?
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nevermind all the destruction to the facility prior to that.Simple Torture wrote:I just remembered that they beat Mechagodzilla by getting a computer wet.
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Yeah, I will say they definitely didn't give a fuck about a lot of this stuff, so it was funny to think about that. "Lets build a tube that takes us to Hong Kong really quickly but we forgot we can just fly Kong to Antarctica."spike wrote:I can’t hate it. It gave zero fucks. Respect.daft twat wrote:Now I really fucking hated it.spike wrote:how is there sunlight in hollow earth?
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Nah, man. It’s a fun movie. The Kong side of the story was more interesting for me probably because he was in it way more, but for a big, dumb monster movie, you kinda throw your suspension of disbelief out the window anyway. I thought it was great.Rob wrote:I told a few kids & their dads from the neighborhood that they could come over and watch - we have a nice projector and big screen. But I have to wait until the weekend. These last couple pages are bumming me out. I mean, you guys are kind of just describing all "big" monster movies, but it doesn't seem like this one is at least a smidge better than the usual. (??)
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Yeah the monster fights were the best part and fortunately there is a good bit in this movie. I thought it was fun, just didn't like the acting. Especially by Millie Bobbie Brown and also that adult daughter of the head of the tech company.wease wrote:Nah, man. It’s a fun movie. The Kong side of the story was more interesting for me probably because he was in it way more, but for a big, dumb monster movie, you kinda throw your suspension of disbelief out the window anyway. I thought it was great.Rob wrote:I told a few kids & their dads from the neighborhood that they could come over and watch - we have a nice projector and big screen. But I have to wait until the weekend. These last couple pages are bumming me out. I mean, you guys are kind of just describing all "big" monster movies, but it doesn't seem like this one is at least a smidge better than the usual. (??)
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That adult daughter is smoking hot, though.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Yeah the monster fights were the best part and fortunately there is a good bit in this movie. I thought it was fun, just didn't like the acting. Especially by Millie Bobbie Brown and also that adult daughter of the head of the tech company.wease wrote:Nah, man. It’s a fun movie. The Kong side of the story was more interesting for me probably because he was in it way more, but for a big, dumb monster movie, you kinda throw your suspension of disbelief out the window anyway. I thought it was great.Rob wrote:I told a few kids & their dads from the neighborhood that they could come over and watch - we have a nice projector and big screen. But I have to wait until the weekend. These last couple pages are bumming me out. I mean, you guys are kind of just describing all "big" monster movies, but it doesn't seem like this one is at least a smidge better than the usual. (??)
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everyone’s working from home brodaft twat wrote:I hated this. The whole battle in Hong Kong, I kept thinking, “A few more thousand people in that building just died.”
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I really enjoyed this. It is profoundly stupid and borderline incoherent (too much human stuff; the Millie Bobby Brown sidequest was dumb and unnecessary) but it looks so good and is filled with really cool moments. Everything from the Hollow Earth sequence onwards was so fun. It keeps showing you new things and it never takes itself too seriously. Also -- I was so happy to watch this in the theater and not home. I think it really helps.
Multiple times during this movie Godzilla reminded me of my cat
Multiple times during this movie Godzilla reminded me of my cat
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I don't think it was sunlightspike wrote:how is there sunlight in hollow earth?
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i don't know if it was sunlight or not
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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a lifeforce similar to the sunJorge wrote:I don't think it was sunlightspike wrote:how is there sunlight in hollow earth?