The Coffee Appreciation Thread

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i was just gifted a giant fucking espresso maker from someone who just got a new and even more diesel one

brand says fiorenzato

it looks like a bomb from a die hard movie

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i am going to need to install a stand-up coffee bar in my house
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
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tragabigzanda wrote:
washing machine wrote:Good coffee is worth waking up half an hour earlier to prepare.

Also, once you have that black gold pumping through your veins you're not even groggy anymore.
Also the only moments of self-care a parent gets are maybe A) sleep and B) coffee
During most of my time furloughed earlier this year, I would wake up an hour and a half before the house and go for a sunrise jog. The running itself was great, but the real reward (and impetus) was the promise of a cup of coffee afterward and an uninterrupted piece of online reading on the porch. Can't do that much anymore since most nights I get home around 3:30am and need every bit of sleep after that.
Substitute a bike ride for the jog and that whole scenario sounds orgasmic.
You should do it.
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Happy to report the new coffee maker made beans from Sam’s club taste pretty decent. I bought some grounds from a local roaster, so those should make for some great morning brews.
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washing machine wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
washing machine wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
washing machine wrote:Good coffee is worth waking up half an hour earlier to prepare.

Also, once you have that black gold pumping through your veins you're not even groggy anymore.
Also the only moments of self-care a parent gets are maybe A) sleep and B) coffee
During most of my time furloughed earlier this year, I would wake up an hour and a half before the house and go for a sunrise jog. The running itself was great, but the real reward (and impetus) was the promise of a cup of coffee afterward and an uninterrupted piece of online reading on the porch. Can't do that much anymore since most nights I get home around 3:30am and need every bit of sleep after that.
Substitute a bike ride for the jog and that whole scenario sounds orgasmic.
You should do it.
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Ill try to get the best roast from the hood today.
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delicious coffee

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I made a huge mistake and used creamer this morning. Blech. Can’t get the taste out of my mouth.
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How does that happen by mistake?
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washing machine wrote:How does that happen by mistake?
In retrospect it was a mistake.
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I use the Aerocinno 3 for my coffee with milk and its such a change.
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Actually the problem yesterday might have been eating pineapple while drinking coffee.
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I swear by my espresso machine, and absolutely love it for its great coffee and simplicity. But man on the weekends I love pulling the burr grinder out and making a French press. With eggs on a cast iron skillet, I feel like I’m on the frontier or something.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:I swear by my espresso machine, and absolutely love it for its great coffee and simplicity. But man on the weekends I love pulling the burr grinder out and making a French press. With eggs on a cast iron skillet, I feel like I’m on the frontier or something.
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Ah yes, the well known coffee making method of the western frontier - french press.

(Kidding, I have no clue about its origin or early use)
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Bammer wrote:Ah yes, the well known coffee making method of the western frontier - french press.

(Kidding, I have no clue about its origin or early use)
it’s linked to the Louisiana Purchase
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Bammer wrote:Ah yes, the well known coffee making method of the western frontier - french press.

(Kidding, I have no clue about its origin or early use)
I’m guessing France
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I spilled Christian coffee on my drawrings. This happens all the time.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Bammer wrote:Ah yes, the well known coffee making method of the western frontier - french press.

(Kidding, I have no clue about its origin or early use)
I’m guessing France
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