The Simpsons

[Norah]

Was it a nice hat?
Oh yeah.
Oh my God!

[Fortuna]

- Although the kilt was only for day to day wear, in battle we'd wear the full ballgown with sequins! The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury!

[gardenparty]

Homer: two hours!?! Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?
Lisa: Because they discovered gold right over there
Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything

[Norah]

Hello chief let's talk why not?

[Norah]

It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

[Norah]

No one who speaks German could be an evil man!

[doug rr]

“You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?”

[Norah]

When I say hello Mr Thompson and press down on your foot you smile and nod.

[Norah]

I'm cold and there are wolves after me!

[Norah]

Not the elephants!

[Norah]

I shall send you to heaven...before I send you to hell!

[Norah]

It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel!

[EJ]

Chud's on a roll right now.

[Norah]

I'm going...outside...to...stalk...Lenny and Carl...

[Norah]

That was a real nice secret organization we had once.

[EJ]

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

[Norah]

Eh, spray the boy.

[Norah]

Don't understand lemonade myself. Not my forte.

[Norah]

Since I achieved all of my goals as President in one term there was no need for a second.

[Norah]

I got spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non consecutive occasions!