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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Hey guys this is a good thread guys
2 pages your damn right it is
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He's the only actor that plays less diverse roles than Liam Neeson.
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Who would win in a fight between Statham and Neeson?
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Statham.
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CopperTom wrote:He's the only actor that plays less diverse roles than Liam Neeson.
This may be true, but he embraces it and does it better than Neeson, imo.
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Snatch
Lock stock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Expendables 2
Mean Machine
the Bank Job
The Expendables
Crank
The Expendables 3
The Italian Job
The Transporter
Cellular
Death Race
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Kaius wrote:What is it?
This made me laugh.
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Rangi Guy wrote:Snatch
Lock stock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Expendables 2
Mean Machine
the Bank Job
The Expendables
Crank
The Expendables 3
The Italian Job
The Transporter
Cellular
Death Race
Which one did he beat up all the bad guys and save the damsel in distress? He may have driven a car in an irresponsible manner in order to complete his objective.
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Jason Statham remains the most underrated action movie star today. I love this dude
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i hope you guys feel you have waited sufficiently


it was your typical action movie
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Pretty excited for The Wrath of Man
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Pretty excited for The Wrath of Man
I was, and then I started reading reviews
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Rangi Guy wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Pretty excited for The Wrath of Man
I was, and then I started reading reviews
It’s got Statham so it will be fine
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I can think of little I value less than a critic's opinion of a Jason Statham movie.
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I’m looking forward to The Beekeeper
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This guy sucks, Ruddo.
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Has The Meg or The Meg 2 been addressed?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m looking forward to The Beekeeper
My wife wants us to go and see this on our one 'Date night' of the year while we're with my parents and they can watch the kids. I'm trying to talk her into seeing Ferrari, but she's having none of it
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