The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: FARMER JOHN WINS!

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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:I took "artifact" to mean something that a character could carry around, something that can be touched and transferred between characters, but not something that has a mind of its own.
Pretty much this. Buildings are just too big for what I had in mind here. You can't pick the Simpsons home. You can't pick the Simpsons kitchen. But you can pick the corn curtains in the kitchen.
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Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: Round 1 Sgt. Crackpot

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So i can't pick a goat then?
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This is my favorite RM tournament.
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Its moving along swiftly.
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Can I go ahead and pick for Sgt Crackpot?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:So i can't pick a goat then?
Nope
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I assume this is a snake draft?
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Simple Torture wrote:I assume this is a snake draft?
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Should be required to post a pic of your item when drafting and, if available, a video.
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Not required, but highly encouraged.
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I'm not quite 100% sure if I'm doing this right, but I'll take a stab:

Hamburger earmuffs

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You're doing it great!
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Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: Round 1 Simple Tortur

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Simple Torture is up!
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Wouldn't have gone there myself, but it works! I bet there will be a lot of single-mention items picked.
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Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: Round 1 Simple Tortur

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For my first round pick I choose: Milhouse's glasses.

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Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: Round 1 Simple Tortur

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I pick Homer's Wonder Bat.

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@SkitchP is up!
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Ooo that's a good one!
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interesting how this is unfolding...
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