MLB

[dad]

I miss the days of Cecil Fielder, Will Clark, and John Olerud.

that's all.

er

I said what I said Chris.

[spike]

I miss the days of Cecil Fielder, Will Clark, and John Olerud.

that's all.

er

I said what I said Chris.

Cecil Field is where the Fat Butts played, a single A affiliate of the Tigers in the 80s.

[dad]

I miss the days of Cecil Fielder, Will Clark, and John Olerud.

that's all.

er

I said what I said Chris.

Cecil Field is where the Fat Butts played, a single A affiliate of the Tigers in the 80s.

Great, now I miss Marion Butts.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

where is phatj

[lennytheweedwhacker]

hey look another no-hitter

[washing machine]

Let's all laugh at Rangers

[Bammer]

hey look another no-hitter

Boring with a capital B

[lennytheweedwhacker]

the Mariners will be no hit 4 more times this year

[Bammer]

the Mariners will be no hit 4 more times this year

At least!

[Farmer John]

Call me when Ohtani pitches a perfect game while hitting for the cycle

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Call me when Ohtani pitches a perfect game while hitting for the cycle

can i text instead?

[Farmer John]

Call me when Ohtani pitches a perfect game while hitting for the cycle

can i text instead?

Call me old fashioned, but I'd prefer a call

[dad]

Call me when Ohtani pitches a perfect game while hitting for the cycle

can i text instead?

Call me old fashioned, but I'd prefer a call

gotta do it from a rotary phone too.

[Bammer]

Call me when Ohtani pitches a perfect game while hitting for the cycle

[Simple Torture]

Call me when Ohtani pitches a perfect game while hitting for the cycle

He’s no Brock Holt.

[Farmer John]

Vladdy Jr. is on fire

[Norah]

He's no Brock Holt.

[Chris_H_2]

Want to know why baseball sucks? Well, thanks for asking. I’ll tell you.

Baseball sucks because its priorities are all out of whack. Consider that Sammy Sosa hit over 600 career home runs, helped baseball come back from the ashes after the cancelled World Series, and is one of the all-time greatest Cubs, but is not even allowed at Wrigley Field to sing the fricking 7th inning stretch. Meantime, Joe West is being honored tonight for umping the most games ever, even though he’s one of the worst umps ever, everybody hates him, and the only things he’s ever done to make it this long are (1) having an umpire Union protect him throughout his career, and (2) not dying.

That’s why baseball sucks little Tommy.

[Norah]

None of those things have anything to do with why baseball sucks right now.

[Simple Torture]

None of those things have anything to do with why baseball sucks right now.

Although I did enjoy the Joe West bashing.