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Last weekend, I had a slice of Hawaiian pizza for the first time in decades.
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gross
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*Narrator* It did not look good.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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Half of that meat looks well-done and the other half looks raw.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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spike wrote:Last weekend, I had a slice of Hawaiian pizza for the first time in decades.
thats a staple in our house
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gross
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tragabigzanda wrote:How much for somebody to teach my wife how to pick out fruit at the grocery store
What's her freakin problem
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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tragabigzanda wrote:She perceives a direct correlation between uniformity of color and deliciousness
Like if she gets all yellow fruits it will all be delicious?
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wease wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:She perceives a direct correlation between uniformity of color and deliciousness
Like if she gets all yellow fruits it will all be delicious?
No. They all gotta be wearing this
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It ain't easy
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knee tunes wrote:
wease wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:She perceives a direct correlation between uniformity of color and deliciousness
Like if she gets all yellow fruits it will all be delicious?
No. They all gotta be wearing this
Sexy fruit
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tragabigzanda wrote:Like a perfectly orange orange will be ripe and juicy.
Boy, I totally went to the wrong side of that one.
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tragabigzanda wrote:Like a perfectly orange orange will be ripe and juicy.
You need to teach her "give" and "fragrance" , trag .


Coincidence that my phone autocorrected "trag" to "yeah"....
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The best way to pick fruit is to close your eyes
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a guess a cucumber is technically a fruit
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