The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: FARMER JOHN WINS!

[doug rr]

this is pretty great

it's like watching Mozart being performed by a bunch of buffoons

[spike]

this is pretty great

it's like watching Mozart being performed by a bunch of buffoons

[doug rr]

pretty much

[doug rr]

is chud up?

[Norah]

I draft The Stone Of Triumph.

[doug rr]

dammit

[Simple Torture]

For my second round pick I choo choo choose this:

[doug rr]

you're all starting to piss me off

[Simple Torture]

I am shocked it made it this far.

[Norah]

None of you assholes better take my next pick.

[doug rr]

i've got 3 in my holster right now

[Simple Torture]

Is it weird that I feel like I know what Chud's next pick is? I think I do, but I don't wanna take it (I have others that I think are better), but then again, I do want to take it...

[Norah]

Sgt crackpot is up for round two and three.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

The Harper Invacar from Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles:



"Put it in H!"

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Henry Kissinger’s Glasses



"That's a RIGHT triangle ya idiot!"

[Simple Torture]

For my third round pick, I select Lisa's braces.

"There is no God."

[Norah]

Bart's Lucky Red Hat

[@SkitchP]

Lionel Hutz's advertisement

[Simple Torture]

GOD DAMNIT SKITCH

[Farmer John]

That's a good one.