The Coffee Appreciation Thread
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The simplicity may surprise you.
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I’m completely innocent hereChris_H_2 wrote:What about making coffee makes you and your wife pigs?
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I kind of wanna hear the long storyBammer wrote:There’s really only one thing I don’t appreciate about coffee: Mrs. Bam is kinda messy and long story short we have coffee stains on our kitchen countertop.
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What's your method and bean
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Answer the man’s question Trag.
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This sounds like getting someone pregnanttragabigzanda wrote:Local roaster. We use one of those cold brew filter bags. Twice the beans as we’d grind for a hot pot, 35 pumps, into the bag then brewed overnight in a large mason jar on our counter.
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35 pumps is generous.bodysnatcher wrote:This sounds like getting someone pregnanttragabigzanda wrote:Local roaster. We use one of those cold brew filter bags. Twice the beans as we’d grind for a hot pot, 35 pumps, into the bag then brewed overnight in a large mason jar on our counter.
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What about suuuuuuuuuper slow pumps?dad wrote:35 pumps is generous.bodysnatcher wrote:This sounds like getting someone pregnanttragabigzanda wrote:Local roaster. We use one of those cold brew filter bags. Twice the beans as we’d grind for a hot pot, 35 pumps, into the bag then brewed overnight in a large mason jar on our counter.
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when you're horny for cold brew it's acceptable.bodysnatcher wrote:What about suuuuuuuuuper slow pumps?dad wrote:35 pumps is generous.bodysnatcher wrote:This sounds like getting someone pregnanttragabigzanda wrote:Local roaster. We use one of those cold brew filter bags. Twice the beans as we’d grind for a hot pot, 35 pumps, into the bag then brewed overnight in a large mason jar on our counter.
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Why does that bottle of orange juice say iced latte on it?
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*twinkie juice
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Had this this morning:

Very delicious and I’m totally jacked and pooped like a college boy

Very delicious and I’m totally jacked and pooped like a college boy
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College pooping stories in the coffee thread? Really? If that’s what we are doing now, it’s fine - I have several - but is this really the place?
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