The Coffee Appreciation Thread

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Chris_H_2 wrote:What about making coffee makes you and your wife pigs?
I’m completely innocent here
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Bammer wrote:There’s really only one thing I don’t appreciate about coffee: Mrs. Bam is kinda messy and long story short we have coffee stains on our kitchen countertop.
I kind of wanna hear the long story
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What's your method and bean
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Answer the man’s question Trag.
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Trag uses Dunkin beans, OKAY??????
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tragabigzanda wrote:Local roaster. We use one of those cold brew filter bags. Twice the beans as we’d grind for a hot pot, 35 pumps, into the bag then brewed overnight in a large mason jar on our counter.
This sounds like getting someone pregnant
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bodysnatcher wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Local roaster. We use one of those cold brew filter bags. Twice the beans as we’d grind for a hot pot, 35 pumps, into the bag then brewed overnight in a large mason jar on our counter.
This sounds like getting someone pregnant
35 pumps is generous.
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dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Local roaster. We use one of those cold brew filter bags. Twice the beans as we’d grind for a hot pot, 35 pumps, into the bag then brewed overnight in a large mason jar on our counter.
This sounds like getting someone pregnant
35 pumps is generous.
What about suuuuuuuuuper slow pumps?
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bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Local roaster. We use one of those cold brew filter bags. Twice the beans as we’d grind for a hot pot, 35 pumps, into the bag then brewed overnight in a large mason jar on our counter.
This sounds like getting someone pregnant
35 pumps is generous.
What about suuuuuuuuuper slow pumps?
when you're horny for cold brew it's acceptable.
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Why does that bottle of orange juice say iced latte on it?
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*twinkie juice
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Had this this morning:

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Very delicious and I’m totally jacked and pooped like a college boy
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College pooping stories in the coffee thread? Really? If that’s what we are doing now, it’s fine - I have several - but is this really the place?
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