Anybody want a Corona?

[Peeps]

there are reasons aliens try to hide from us

[Stickman]

Southeast Asia Kept COVID19 Under Control For Most Of The Pandemic. Now It's Battling Worrying New Surges

[B]

there are reasons aliens try to hide from us

I was inspired to go check, and it turns out, none of my keys are magnetic. Even if you WERE magnetic, it still requires sticky sweat to get a key to adhere to your skin.

[spike]

hahahaha

[verb_to_trust]

England: JUST FOUR MORE WEEKS!!

[Bammer]

I learned while on the flight to Mexico that I would have to get a covid test before flying back. So I am getting one tomorrow. Ugh so lame.

[verb_to_trust]

I've made it though this entire thing so far with my nostril virginity intact.

[B]

[verb_to_trust]

Kill these people with fire

[Rob]

This is f’n hilarious.

[Bammer]

I learned while on the flight to Mexico that I would have to get a covid test before flying back. So I am getting one tomorrow. Ugh so lame.

We just had to pay $35 a pop for tests between 24-72 hours of our flight home departing. This whole thing is such a fucking racket. As if we are now magically immune to Covid for the final 2 days of our trip.

[verb_to_trust]

Anal swabs cost 5 bucks more. Be thankful.

[Bammer]

The vaccine slut video … ugh. The chick making the joke about it, the setup was just so obvious. You knew what her punchline was going to be the moment her face appeared on the screen.

Verdict: Marginally funny at best, but we were all thinking the same thing so her critique of the song was unnecessary and ultimately NOT FUNNY.

File this under Sam Bee

[simple schoolboy]

I just don't get it.

[JuanHamm]

I just don't get it.

Cancelled.

[Bammer]

I just don't get it.

Cancelled.

Or … elected president in 2024. Toss-up.

[Bi_3]

What a brave stance to take here in mid-2021.


(I admit it, I lol'd).

[verb_to_trust]

Colbert can't stand it

[Green Habit]

Not sure how serious he is, but he's at least getting some of the usual rabble rousing suspects on Twitter (Greenwald, Herzog, Berenson, Tracey) to praise him.

[Stickman]

The United States hit its 600,000th COVID-19 death on June 15, according to data compiled by Johns Hopkins University. The U.S. makes up 4% of the world's population, but has accounted for 16% of the world's total COVID-19 deaths, per ABC News.

There have been 3.8M+ recorded deaths from COVID-19 worldwide since the pandemic began, though the total number is estimated to be even higher.

Despite America reaching its latest, unfortunate threshold, overall daily case rates of the virus continue to fall as vaccinations remain widely available. According to Johns Hopkins' data, America has administered 310k vaccine doses as of June 15.