The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: FARMER JOHN WINS!

[Farmer John]

Disco Stu Jacket

[spike]

early favorite might be farmer john

[EJ]

Milhouse's Alf Pogs

[Norah]

Skitch takes Lard Lad.

[Norah]

I take the Ayatollah Assaholla t-shirt.

[Jorge]

Can you lend me a jar of love?

"Can I Borrow a Feeling" Demo Tape

BEST PICK SO FAR

[Norah]

Simple Torture is up

[lennytheweedwhacker]

early favorite might be farmer john

EJ and Doug are tied with him I think.

[Farmer John]

I take the Ayatollah Assaholla t-shirt.

[Simple Torture]

For my fourth round pick, I select Sideshow Bob's "Die Bart, Die" Tattoo.

[Norah]

Is that a tangible artifact? I kniw we beat around the bush earlier about that but I thought you meant something else.

[spike]

early favorite might be farmer john

EJ and Doug are tied with him I think.

what the heck do you know about the simpsons?

[Norah]

Yeah I'm vetoing the tattoo pick.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

early favorite might be farmer john

EJ and Doug are tied with him I think.

what the heck do you know about the simpsons?

I know that the tattoo pick should stand. That's for da*n sure.

[spike]

early favorite might be farmer john

EJ and Doug are tied with him I think.

what the heck do you know about the simpsons?

I know that the tattoo pick should stand. That's for da*n sure.

i would've taken sideshow mel's hair bone anyway.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

early favorite might be farmer john

EJ and Doug are tied with him I think.

what the heck do you know about the simpsons?

I know that the tattoo pick should stand. That's for da*n sure.

i would've taken sideshow mel's hair bone anyway.

And that's why you would lose this tournament.

[spike]

early favorite might be farmer john

EJ and Doug are tied with him I think.

what the heck do you know about the simpsons?

I know that the tattoo pick should stand. That's for da*n sure.

i would've taken sideshow mel's hair bone anyway.

And that's why you would lose this tournament.

winning this tournament is much more telling.

[Norah]

No 8 hour clock for Simple Torture to remake his pick. We'll wait until he switches before moving on.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

We're gonna let simple torture's selection stand.

[Norah]

Don't make me punch you in the back of the head, lenny.