Just Fruit

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My kid just ate a really good mango and he commented that he feels like he just met a celebrity
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That's Mango Jones, the best to ever do it.
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i bought a whole watermelon today but when i got it home and tried it it was just mediocre
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There aren’t many feelings that are worse than that
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Now I’m afraid to cut into those three mangoes we bought earlier today.
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the past tense of mango is manwent.
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take it to the non-binary fruit thread.
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Non-binary child's birthday party thread*.
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Not a watermelon fan
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Norris wrote:i bought a whole watermelon today but when i got it home and tried it it was just mediocre
Sometimes refrigeration brings it to life.
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bodysnatcher wrote:Not a watermelon fan
What the fuc :censored: k
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wease wrote:Now I’m afraid to cut into those three mangoes we bought earlier today.
A mango should have just a little give . And when it does, don't wait to eat it
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tragabigzanda wrote:It’s that time of year for a lot of fruit. Melons and mangoes and pineapples are like a total dice roll.
Melons of any kind: No thanks

Mangoes: Gimme frozen

Pineapples: I can pick the good ones

Other: I had a bunch of strawberries and grapes today, plus I eat 3 dates every morning
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Norris wrote:i bought a whole watermelon today but when i got it home and tried it it was just mediocre
Happened to me twice in the last month. They were slices though.
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knee tunes wrote:
Norris wrote:i bought a whole watermelon today but when i got it home and tried it it was just mediocre
Sometimes refrigeration brings it to life.
I always keep them in the fridge. Better than ice cream. Just cut in half and eat with a spoon. Usually great, can't believe I got two bad slices this month.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Bammer wrote:I eat 3 dates every morning
Man those twins must be eating you out of house and home
I’m not seeing the correlation
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