my … wife … ran … the … cast-iron skillet … through … the … dishwasher.
Guys, I think I’m filing for divorce.
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Why did she do that?
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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because sometimes being the smartest person I know, she’s also the dumbest.wease wrote:Why did she do that?
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I predict some seasoning coming your way.Chris_H_2 wrote:because sometimes being the smartest person I know, she’s also the dumbest.wease wrote:Why did she do that?
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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It took me 10 years to build that patina up!wease wrote:I predict some seasoning coming your way.Chris_H_2 wrote:because sometimes being the smartest person I know, she’s also the dumbest.wease wrote:Why did she do that?
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I need your shouldertragabigzanda wrote:Chris I feel your pain. Let’s start a support group.
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we had the neighbor girl stay here at our place last year for a weekend to watch our dog..she did the same thing..it was a smaller lodge but i loved itChris_H_2 wrote:my … wife … ran … the … cast-iron skillet … through … the … dishwasher.
Guys, I think I’m filing for divorce.
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never had the heart to tell hertragabigzanda wrote:Where did you bury the bodydoug rr wrote:we had the neighbor girl stay here at our place last year for a weekend to watch our dog..she did the same thing..it was a smaller lodge but i loved itChris_H_2 wrote:my … wife … ran … the … cast-iron skillet … through … the … dishwasher.
Guys, I think I’m filing for divorce.
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That was Chris when he found his cast iron in the dishwasher.BurtReynolds wrote:
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I love the noise he makes when she breaks the pasta. It sounds like it caused him physical pain.BurtReynolds wrote:
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Yeah. I’ve listened to that more than a few times. It’s great.JuanHamm wrote:I love the noise he makes when she breaks the pasta. It sounds like it caused him physical pain.BurtReynolds wrote:
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They are a very passionate people.
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They have another one where she wants to order pizza with pineapple on it while they’re in Italy. I think she does shit just to get him going
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that would make a great album cover...I would probably try it