What are you drinking right now?

[epilogue]

coffee

Let me guess: you’re having a nice Yirgacheffe from Ethiopia with one lump and a splash of cream.

no

Jamaica Blue Mountain?

sorry

Folgers Instant?

I'll cut you

Maxwell House? It’s good to the last drop.

If it’s good enough for Tom Petty, it’s good enough for you, mister.

Look, I'm not mad a Maxwell House. It just feels like you're not taking this seriously is all.

You said no to the fancy-schmancy blends I named so I thought I’d go straight for the hard stuff.

Maybe I wasn't saying no to the blends but rather the idea that I'd ever entertain any lumps and/or any amount of cream in my coffee.

I thought we were friends but it's like you don't know me at all!

[wease]

coffee

Let me guess: you’re having a nice Yirgacheffe from Ethiopia with one lump and a splash of cream.

no

Jamaica Blue Mountain?

sorry

Folgers Instant?

I'll cut you

Maxwell House? It’s good to the last drop.

If it’s good enough for Tom Petty, it’s good enough for you, mister.

Look, I'm not mad a Maxwell House. It just feels like you're not taking this seriously is all.

You said no to the fancy-schmancy blends I named so I thought I’d go straight for the hard stuff.

Maybe I wasn't saying no to the blends but rather the idea that I'd ever entertain any lumps and/or any amount of cream in my coffee.

I thought we were friends but it's like you don't know me at all!

Those were only meant for the first guess. And just thrown out there. I know you’d never sully yourself with cream or sugar.

[epilogue]

coffee

Let me guess: you’re having a nice Yirgacheffe from Ethiopia with one lump and a splash of cream.

no

Jamaica Blue Mountain?

sorry

Folgers Instant?

I'll cut you

Maxwell House? It’s good to the last drop.

If it’s good enough for Tom Petty, it’s good enough for you, mister.

Look, I'm not mad a Maxwell House. It just feels like you're not taking this seriously is all.

You said no to the fancy-schmancy blends I named so I thought I’d go straight for the hard stuff.

Maybe I wasn't saying no to the blends but rather the idea that I'd ever entertain any lumps and/or any amount of cream in my coffee.

I thought we were friends but it's like you don't know me at all!

Those were only meant for the first guess. And just thrown out there. I know you’d never sully yourself with cream or sugar.

I feel seen.

[epilogue]

It's been a while but...

water

[dad]

hot coffee, black

[epilogue]

coffee

[wease]

Taster’s Choice?

[epilogue]

Taster’s Choice?

goddamnit wease

[wease]

Taster’s Choice?

goddamnit wease

For some reason that made me think of the old JFG coffee commercials shown when I was a kid. Did they even have that in your neck of the woods?

[dad]

never forget.

[doug rr]

my mom used to drink those

[epilogue]

Taster’s Choice?

goddamnit wease

For some reason that made me think of the old JFG coffee commercials shown when I was a kid. Did they even have that in your neck of the woods?

I don't think so? I had to Google JFG Coffee because I hadn't heard of it.

[dad]

my mom used to drink those

same here. general foods did not fuck around.

[epilogue]

grapefruit seltzer

[dad]

water

[wease]

never forget.

Goddammit. That was my next guess for tomorrow’s Joe-coffee post.

[wease]

my mom used to drink those

same here. general foods did not fuck around.

I think all our moms used to drink those

[dad]

never forget.

Goddammit. That was my next guess for tomorrow’s Joe-coffee post.

you can still guess that...or dalgona.

[epilogue]

my mom used to drink those

same here. general foods did not fuck around.

I think all our moms used to drink those

My mom never liked coffee

[dad]

coffee, hot, black, uplifting, and delicious.