Tangy and Brown: The Apple Cider Thread

[Norah]

It's that time of year, team.

[malice]

cider jack of gtfo

[Norah]

This thread is for the non-potent potable.

[Self]

hot or gtfo

[Norah]

I disagree.

[Self]

I thought you might. That's why I calloused my heart before I read your post.

[Norah]

It happens.

[Self]

When purchased at a farm, why does it always come in a styrofoam cup?

[Norah]

Because fuck you, that's why.

[malice]

Because fuck you, that's why.

well, I mean it is massachusetts, so duh

[malice]

I don't have any real problem with cider, except, what do you drink it with? a donut. that's it. it doesn't go with anything else.
and it has to be a plain donut.
it's very limiting.

[Self]

Hot cider + Marlboro Light. There are only 6 sips in the tiny styrofoam cup anyway. Goes down good after spending way too damn long waiting for 4 retards to pick out a friggin pumpkin.

[Whitey McTeeth]

With or without cinnamon sticks?

[Self]

There are no cinnamon sticks.

[Whitey McTeeth]

oh

[malice]

keep in mind, it's chud. he prolly hates cinnamon sticks anyway

[Mecca]

I'll drink this hot, cold, with or without cinnamon, alcoholic and non.

[EJ]

I'll drink this hot, cold, with or without cinnamon, alcoholic and non.

This.

And it goes well with fall weather pies: Pumpkin or apple.

[harmless]

This should go in the "Things you just don't understand" thread but I'm going to put it here. "Soft cider" and "hard cider" (U.S) should really just be called "apple juice" and "cider" (U.K).

[WtOB?]

This should go in the "Things you just don't understand" thread but I'm going to put it here. "Soft cider" and "hard cider" (U.S) should really just be called "apple juice" and "cider" (U.K).