The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: FARMER JOHN WINS!

[Simple Torture]

For my sixth and final pick, I select the Flaming Moe.

[Norah]

Guys, we've drafted through this in record time. Well done.

[Farmer John]

I was very close to choosing the Flaming Moe as my last pick.

[Norah]

Sgt. Crackpot is up!

[EJ]

Lots of gems in this thread. Well done, all.

[Simple Torture]

I was very close to choosing the Flaming Moe as my last pick.

I had another Moe-related item ready if it was taken. Two of them, in fact.

[@SkitchP]

I almost picked Mr. Sparkle, the flaming moe, and the little bird thingy.

[Chris_H_2]

I love how most, if not all, the picks are from episodes in the first 10 seasons.

[Farmer John]

I love how most, if not all, the picks are from episodes in the first 10 seasons.

I haven't even seen most of the other seasons.

[Simple Torture]

I love how most, if not all, the picks are from episodes in the first 10 seasons.

I haven't even seen most of the other seasons.

Ditto. I thought about watching some later episodes to get some ideas, but then we basically finished the draft in 20 hours soooooo...

[Sgt. Crackpot]

The Autodialer

[Norah]

Sgt. Crackpot
1. Frink's Hambruger Earmuffs
2. The Harper Invacar from Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles
3. Henry Kissinger's Glasses
4. Floor Pie
5. Ralph's Bent Wookie
6. The Autodialer

Spoiler: show

VS

E.H. Ruddock
1. Malk Carton
2. Flanders Sexy Ski Outfit
3. The Annual Plant Physical Sign
4. The Chalkboard
5. Old Man Yells At Cloud Article
6. Ordinary Van

Spoiler: show

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Simple Torture
1. Milhouse's Glasses
2. I Choo-Choo Choose You Valentine
3. Lisa's Braces
4. Don't Forget You're Here Forever Sign
5. Gordie Howe Photo Sent To Mrs. Krabappel as Woodrow
6. Flaming Moe

Spoiler: show

VS

doug rr
1. Kirk van Houten's Race Car Bed
2. Homer's Whacking Stick
3. Moe's Deep Fryer
4. The Pencil Sharpener That Caught Jasper's Beard
5. The Dipping Bird
6. The Mini Bicycle

Spoiler: show

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Farmer John
1. Bort License Plate
2. Can I Borrow A Feeling Cassette
3. Gummy Venus de Milo
4. Disco Stu Jacker
5. Mr. Sparkle Dish Soap
6. Homer's Patented Spac-Age Out-Of-This-World Moon Waffles

Spoiler: show

VS

cutuphalfdead
1. Homer's Wonder Bat
2. The Stone Of Triumph
3. Bart's Lucky Red Hat
4. Ayatollah Assaholla T-Shirt
5. Misprinted Calendar
6. Playbill to Sideshow Bob's Production of the HMS Pinafore

Spoiler: show

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@SkitchP
1. Maggie's Pacifier
2. Bobo
3. Lionel Hutz's Ad
4. Lard Lad
5. Hank Scorpio's Flame Thrower
6. The Monorail

Spoiler: show

VS

EJ
1. The Inanimate Carbon Rod
2. 10 Do's And 500 Don'ts Of Knife Safety
3. Doris The Luchlady's Gym Mat Meat Substitute
4. Alf Pogs
5. Funzo
6. Witness Relocation Program Gear

Spoiler: show

[Norah]

On my list but undrafted:

The Sarcasm Detector



The DJ-3000



Bart's Soul



The Boot



Threatening Letter from Sideshow Bob



Tom Landry's Hat



Baseball Made From Secretariat



Trillion Dollar Bill



Angel Skeleton

[@SkitchP]

Ruddo
doug
farmer
skitch

[Norah]

Ruddo
doug
me
EJ

[EJ]

Ruddo
doug
Farmer
EJ

[doug rr]

this is my first ever tournament..I hate this part..they were all great

ruddo
me
farmer
ej

[Jorge]

I can't believe no one picked ZE GOGGLES

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Love your last two picks, chud. I was beginning to wonder if the Smarch calendar would be taken.

I thought someone may take the trillion dollar bill and skeleton in the last rounds.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I can't believe no one picked ZE GOGGLES

Oooh yeah that's a good one.