Anybody want a Corona?

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This is easily the most easily recreated, easily faked official document I have ever seen. Who TF would pay $400 wow.
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And these type of people buying these fake documents - how do they tend to feel on the whole about immigrants using fake documents?
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Lol at not getting a free real vaccine card and instead paying for a fake.
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Get the vaccine, but burn the card on principle.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Lol at not getting a free real vaccine card and instead paying for a fake.
some people have principles to maintain.
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Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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Rangi Guy wrote:And these type of people buying these fake documents - how do they tend to feel on the whole about immigrants using fake documents?
-Falsifying documents to gain entry into a country in violation of immigration LAW.

-Printing off a fake vaccine card to satisfy an overzealous employer, university, or venue POLICY.

Totally the same.
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macphisto wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:And these type of people buying these fake documents - how do they tend to feel on the whole about immigrants using fake documents?
-Falsifying documents to gain entry into a country in violation of immigration LAW.

-Printing off a fake vaccine card to satisfy an overzealous employer, university, or venue POLICY.

Totally the same.
But essentially still using false documentation to gain entry somewhere
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And?
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With these fake vaccine cards, someone needs to tie together a clever reference to Apu buying fake citizenship documents from Fat Tony. Especially if the Mets start to require vaccination for fans, then we can use the "the Nigh Mets are my favorite squadron!" line.
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macphisto wrote:Get the vaccine, but burn the card on principle.
Make sure you toss your DL, passport, etc in the fire too.
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What's the reason for lack of icu beds? The number of cases doesn't seem dramatically higher in the states mentioned. Caught unprepared?
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spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:Get the vaccine, but burn the card on principle.
Make sure you toss your DL, passport, etc in the fire too.
And your voter id
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Green Habit wrote:With these fake vaccine cards, someone needs to tie together a clever reference to Apu buying fake citizenship documents from Fat Tony. Especially if the Mets start to require vaccination for fans, then we can use the "the Nigh Mets are my favorite squadron!" line.
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BurtReynolds wrote:What's the reason for lack of icu beds? The number of cases doesn't seem dramatically higher in the states mentioned. Caught unprepared?
Lots of smart people on Twitter have been hypothesizing that there's far less testing then there was last winter.
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spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:Get the vaccine, but burn the card on principle.
Make sure you toss your DL, passport, etc in the fire too.
Another great analogy!
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macphisto wrote:
spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:Get the vaccine, but burn the card on principle.
Make sure you toss your DL, passport, etc in the fire too.
Another great analogy!
I guess you want this shit to go on forever.

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spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:
spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:Get the vaccine, but burn the card on principle.
Make sure you toss your DL, passport, etc in the fire too.
Another great analogy!
I guess you want this shit to go on forever.

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The hubris required to sincerely believe the macphistos of the world not trying to control a biological force of nature hard enough is "the reason we're still in this"....just incredible.

Or maybe you'd just have to be really stupid.
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Green Habit wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:What's the reason for lack of icu beds? The number of cases doesn't seem dramatically higher in the states mentioned. Caught unprepared?
Lots of smart people on Twitter have been hypothesizing that there's far less testing then there was last winter.
Makes sense since there's basically no reason to get tested anymore.
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