Anybody want a Corona?

[Green Habit]

Good news from FL & TX: the wave going through them right now seems to have picked up vaccination rates. Austin, San Antonio, and Orlando look particularly promising in that regard
Bad news from FL & TX: their previous vaccination rates were piss poor in so many places that there's still plenty of fuel for the virus to feed upon. Jacksonville looks particularly brutal, they've had 3% of their population test positive in the last month.

[verb_to_trust]

Christian Pulisic tested positive. He's fully vaccinated. He has no symptoms.

[Bammer]

I guarantee everyone has had it already by now. Everyone.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I guarantee everyone has had it already by now. Everyone.

how long will it take herd immunity to work then?

[Bammer]

I guarantee everyone has had it already by now. Everyone.

how long will it take herd immunity to work then?

Some people are just weak

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I guarantee everyone has had it already by now. Everyone.

how long will it take herd immunity to work then?

Some people are just weak

like your mom

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I guarantee everyone has had it already by now. Everyone.

how long will it take herd immunity to work then?

Some people are just weak

like your mom

oops mean to say i like your mom

[macphisto]

Sup lenny.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Sup lenny.

currently chilling...what is up with you?

[Bammer]

Sup lenny.

currently chilling...what is up with you?

I was gonna have a beer but I am too full from dinner and ice cream

[Bammer]

Oh wait you were asking Mac

[macphisto]

Wtf Bammer.

[macphisto]

Sup lenny.

currently chilling...what is up with you?

Also chilling. I’m home alone. Was just playing some poker on my phone and won big.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Sup lenny.

currently chilling...what is up with you?

Also chilling. I’m home alone. Was just playing some poker on my phone and won big.

no limit hold 'em? sit and go? cash game? does a flush beat three of a kind?

[macphisto]

Sup lenny.

currently chilling...what is up with you?

Also chilling. I’m home alone. Was just playing some poker on my phone and won big.

no limit hold 'em? sit and go? cash game? does a flush beat three of a kind?

Yes. Yes. No. Yes.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Sup lenny.

currently chilling...what is up with you?

Also chilling. I’m home alone. Was just playing some poker on my phone and won big.

no limit hold 'em? sit and go? cash game? does a flush beat three of a kind?

Yes. Yes. No. Yes.

when i used to play online it was almost exclusively sit and go's...though i did make a decent amount of fake money in omaha hi/lo cash games

[B]

I guarantee everyone has had it already by now. Everyone.

12% of the US population, but we're getting there.

[Bammer]

I guarantee everyone has had it already by now. Everyone.

12% of the US population, but we're getting there.

Convince me I haven’t had it yet

[E.H. Ruddock]

So if everyone has already had it no one else should be getting it. Unless you say that you can get it again after already having it. Do you see where I'm going with this bammer?

[Self]

RM: getting infectious disease advice from bros who look for someone to high five when the battery on their phone is at 69%