It's-a Me, Mario: A Mario Thread

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Mon August 23, 2021 2:43 pm

Bammer wrote:I will concede to you beating me if we were to play. Especially on 200cc.

You know what I have not done yet is search for shortcuts on any of the tracks. Some are obvious (if you have a mushroom) but I have a feelling there are tons that I haven’t noticed.

I was half joking about myself. But I know tree and chud and MD are all really good. I used to race against chud all the time back on the Wii online racing. Me, him, Wes C. Addle and tryinmorning. Those guys were good.

Monkey_Driven · Post by **Monkey_Driven** » Mon August 23, 2021 2:54 pm

When will Nintendo actually release a new Mario Kart?!

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Mon August 23, 2021 2:55 pm

Or at least new courses

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Mon August 23, 2021 4:13 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Bammer wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
tree_ wrote:gotta brake a lot in 200cc, even while drifting which can be complicated
yeah 200cc goes against all of my intuition in this game, which is mostly never braking.
Damn. I have a feeling I won’t be earnestly pursuing this.
Nah, just do it. If you are half as good as tree, MD, me or chud, you'll get it. Play a few rounds all the way through, don't quit just because you didn't get first in a race. Practice your braking for a few rounds of races and you'll catch on. The hardest one for me was stupid baby park. Not because of the braking, but I think the computer was just harder and the items barrage in that one was a massacre.

Getting halfway decent at 200 also makes you much better at 150, because you'll learn to use your brakes every so often instead of sliding off course.

Monkey_Driven · Post by **Monkey_Driven** » Mon August 23, 2021 4:19 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Or at least new courses

The game is 7 years old at this point. I'd rather just had a new one.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Mon August 23, 2021 5:03 pm

7 years is nothing. It's not like a sports game where all they have to do is update the roster. Plus it hasn't been left behind in a console gen leap. Updates are entirely sufficient for such a game.

Monkey_Driven · Post by **Monkey_Driven** » Mon August 23, 2021 5:22 pm

Ello Sailor wrote:7 years is nothing. It's not like a sports game where all they have to do is update the roster. Plus it hasn't been left behind in a console gen leap. Updates are entirely sufficient for such a game.

Yes, but Nintendo also likes money.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Mon August 23, 2021 9:28 pm

Ello Sailor wrote:Plus it hasn't been left behind in a console gen leap.

Eh, the game on the Switch first came out on the Wii U

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Mon August 23, 2021 10:02 pm

Monkey_Driven wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:7 years is nothing. It's not like a sports game where all they have to do is update the roster. Plus it hasn't been left behind in a console gen leap. Updates are entirely sufficient for such a game.
Yes, but Nintendo also likes money.

If they came out with a DLC of 12 new courses and a few new carts and characters for $20, they would make a killing

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Tue August 24, 2021 1:15 am

Whom wants to lose at some kart

Post by **Bammer** » Tue August 24, 2021 4:49 am

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:7 years is nothing. It's not like a sports game where all they have to do is update the roster. Plus it hasn't been left behind in a console gen leap. Updates are entirely sufficient for such a game.
Yes, but Nintendo also likes money.
If they came out with a DLC of 12 new courses and a few new carts and characters for $20, they would make a killing

For shizzle

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Wed August 25, 2021 2:11 am

Norris wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:Plus it hasn't been left behind in a console gen leap.
Eh, the game on the Switch first came out on the Wii U

But it doesn't look notably dated. Nintendo hasn't boasted the best graphics for ~25 years. They're gameplay kings.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Wed August 25, 2021 2:15 am

My course records:

Rookie: -27 with King Bob-omb
Bonny Greens: -22 with Yoshi
Ridgerock Lake: -17 with Wario
Balmy Dunes: ~~-15 with Boo~~ -19 with Mario
Wildweather Woods: -21 with Bowser
Bowser Highlands: -15 with Rosalina
New Donk City: -15 with Mario

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Wed August 25, 2021 2:16 am

Who's repping my boy Toad?

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Wed August 25, 2021 2:21 am

He's one of my favorites, actually.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Wed August 25, 2021 2:22 am

Mario, Daisy, Boo, Toad, and Bowser Jr are top tier.

daft twat · Post by **daft twat** » Sat August 28, 2021 8:57 pm

“pro” New Donk is pretty fun.

Hole 11 on Bowser’s course is a dick. That green could not look more like a penis head.

Just a guess, but the next update has gotta be either Luigi’s Mansion related and have Dry Bones and maybe King Boo as playable characters or Metroid related to coincide with the new side scroller and have Samus as a playable character.

I love that Boo’s special shot “haunts your balls.” It’s such a fun and threatening thing to declare when you use it. “I’m gonna haunt your balls!”

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sat August 28, 2021 9:04 pm

Love Boo, he just has the worst aesthetic. They didn't even dress him up for golf.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sat September 04, 2021 5:25 am

My course records:

Rookie: -27 with King Bob-omb
Bonny Greens: -22 with Yoshi
Ridgerock Lake: ~~-17 with Wario~~ -20 with Toad
Balmy Dunes: ~~-15 with Boo~~ -19 with Mario
Wildweather Woods: -21 with Bowser
Bowser Highlands: -15 with Rosalina
New Donk City: -15 with Mario

daft twat · Post by **daft twat** » Tue September 07, 2021 12:46 am

Norris wrote:My course records:

Rookie: -27 with King Bob-omb
Bonny Greens: -22 with Yoshi
Ridgerock Lake: ~~-17 with Wario~~ -20 with Toad
Balmy Dunes: ~~-15 with Boo~~ -19 with Mario
Wildweather Woods: -21 with Bowser
Bowser Highlands: -15 with Rosalina
New Donk City: -15 with Mario

My buddy shot -19 with Toad on Bowser Highlands yesterday.

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