Anybody want a Corona?

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verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:if i get the vaccine booster, wear a mask when sensible to do so, and habitually wash my hands - what is the percentage i am likely to contract covid?
We're all going to get covid. It's not worth worrying about.
i'm not worried...just curious

i'm not sure everybody is going to get it though
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:if i get the vaccine booster, wear a mask when sensible to do so, and habitually wash my hands - what is the percentage i am likely to contract covid?
We're all going to get covid. It's not worth worrying about.
i'm not worried...just curious

i'm not sure everybody is going to get it though
Well, not spike. He wears a mask. Even in the shower.
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macphisto wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:if i get the vaccine booster, wear a mask when sensible to do so, and habitually wash my hands - what is the percentage i am likely to contract covid?
50/50, either you do or you don’t. Better get your filthy heart right with the big man upstairs.
you must be really good at data analysis
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:if i get the vaccine booster, wear a mask when sensible to do so, and habitually wash my hands - what is the percentage i am likely to contract covid?
We're all going to get covid. It's not worth worrying about.
i'm not worried...just curious

i'm not sure everybody is going to get it though
Well, not spike. He wears a mask. Even in the shower.
have you been watching him?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
macphisto wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:if i get the vaccine booster, wear a mask when sensible to do so, and habitually wash my hands - what is the percentage i am likely to contract covid?
50/50, either you do or you don’t. Better get your filthy heart right with the big man upstairs.
you must be really good at data analysis
My favorite part of analysis is the first half.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:if i get the vaccine booster, wear a mask when sensible to do so, and habitually wash my hands - what is the percentage i am likely to contract covid?
We're all going to get covid. It's not worth worrying about.
i'm not worried...just curious

i'm not sure everybody is going to get it though
Well, not spike. He wears a mask. Even in the shower.
have you been watching him?
I've just heard that he does
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I don’t have a shower in my basement.
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spike wrote:I don’t have a shower in my basement.
Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?
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this thread is going to eradicate covid for good.

I feel it.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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macphisto wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
macphisto wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:if i get the vaccine booster, wear a mask when sensible to do so, and habitually wash my hands - what is the percentage i am likely to contract covid?
50/50, either you do or you don’t. Better get your filthy heart right with the big man upstairs.
you must be really good at data analysis
My favorite part of analysis is the first half.
sisy
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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i hope i die from Covid as a martyr
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i hope to die a tiramisu martyr.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:i hope to die a tiramisu martyr.
there will definitely be cream involved in your death
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i hope to die a tiramisu martyr.
there will definitely be cream involved in your death
lord willing.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:I don’t have a shower in my basement.
Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?
does moline even have running water?
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i hope to die a tiramisu martyr.
there will definitely be cream involved in your death
lord willing.
and the cream doth rise
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i hope to die a tiramisu martyr.
there will definitely be cream involved in your death
lord willing.
and the cream doth rise
the resurRECTION will be televised

*points at crotch*
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

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spike wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:I don’t have a shower in my basement.
Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?
does moline even have running water?
Probably? I don't live there.
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verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:I don’t have a shower in my basement.
Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?
does moline even have running water?
Probably? I don't live there.
are you still considering moving out of Illinois?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
spike wrote:I don’t have a shower in my basement.
Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?
does moline even have running water?
Probably? I don't live there.
are you still considering moving out of Illinois?
Eventually. Not as pressing of a need after recent promotion though.
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