The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: FARMER JOHN WINS!

[Farmer John]

E.H. Ruddock
doug rr
Farmer John
@SkitchP

[Farmer John]

This is what I had left on my list:

The Big Book of British Smiles
"The Homer" (car)
Radioactive Man #1
Olmec Indian God of War (head statue)
Baby Translator
Mr. Plow Jacket
The Lemon Tree
Jebediah Springfield statue
Jebediah Springfiled's silver tongue
Krusty's Home Pregnancy Test

[Birds in Hell]

Sarge
Simple Torture
Farmer J
Skitch

[Birds in Hell]

That was really tough!

Well done all.

[Norah]

The Lemon Tree would not have been allowed. Someone PMed me about Tomacco and that was out too.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

The Lemon Tree would not have been allowed. Someone PMed me about Tomacco and that was out too.

Why

[Norah]

The Lemon Tree would not have been allowed. Someone PMed me about Tomacco and that was out too.

Why

non living things, motherfucker

[Cleverman]

The Lemon Tree would not have been allowed. Someone PMed me about Tomacco and that was out too.

Why

non living things, motherfucker

Was the shoe that Hank Scorpio threw ever on the table?

[Norah]

The Lemon Tree would not have been allowed. Someone PMed me about Tomacco and that was out too.

Why

non living things, motherfucker

Was the shoe that Hank Scorpio threw ever on the table?

Yes, once.

[Citizen Dick]

Sgt Crackpot
Simple Torture
Farmer John (so close - moon waffles gets you over the line)
Skitch

Great tournament. I can’t believe there wasn’t anybody who took the The Homer. How can you go past a car that bankrupts a car manufacturer 15 years before the GFC?

[Simple Torture]

Ruddock
Me
Farmer John
EJ

[lennytheweedwhacker]

The Lemon Tree would not have been allowed. Someone PMed me about Tomacco and that was out too.

Why

non living things, motherfucker

It's not like they can talk or really even move by their own volition. Also a soul is arguably a living thing. And if buildings aren't allowed then why was the monorail? It's essentially the same thing. Answer me by 10:00 am central time.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Me
Doug
Farmer John
EJ

[Chris_H_2]

Ruddo
Farmer
Doug
Skitch (by a nose -- the L. Hutz ad got him over the stop after a fairly weak first-round draft pick)

[malice]

The Lemon Tree would not have been allowed. Someone PMed me about Tomacco and that was out too.

Why

non living things, motherfucker

It's not like they can talk or really even move by their own volition. Also a soul is arguably a living thing. And if buildings aren't allowed then why was the monorail? It's essentially the same thing. Answer me by 10:00 am central time.

i can't wait for chud to reply

[@SkitchP]

Ruddo
Farmer
Doug
Skitch (by a nose -- the L. Hutz ad got him over the stop after a fairly weak first-round draft pick)

Yeah, at that point I just got a text from chud saying I was up. I didnt know if we were going for mainstream things, or the more entertaining obscureish stuff.

[Norah]

The Lemon Tree would not have been allowed. Someone PMed me about Tomacco and that was out too.

Why

non living things, motherfucker

It's not like they can talk or really even move by their own volition. Also a soul is arguably a living thing. And if buildings aren't allowed then why was the monorail? It's essentially the same thing. Answer me by 10:00 am central time.

You're right. The monorail should not have been allowed. Skitch is disqualified.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Ruddo
doug
farmer
skitch

I really wanted this sign but wasn't sure if it would count:

[Chris_H_2]

Ruddo
Farmer
Doug
Skitch (by a nose -- the L. Hutz ad got him over the stop after a fairly weak first-round draft pick)

Yeah, at that point I just got a text from chud saying I was up. I didnt know if we were going for mainstream things, or the more entertaining obscureish stuff.

I figured something was up . . .

[Norah]

I really wanted this sign but wasn't sure if it would count:

why wouldn't it count?