Anybody want a Corona?

[B]

if i get the vaccine booster, wear a mask when sensible to do so, and habitually wash my hands - what is the percentage i am likely to contract covid?

4-18%

[verb_to_trust]

if i get the vaccine booster, wear a mask when sensible to do so, and habitually wash my hands - what is the percentage i am likely to contract covid?

4-18%

Lol

[spike]

I don’t have a shower in my basement.

Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?

does moline even have running water?

Probably? I don't live there.

are you still considering moving out of Illinois?

Eventually. Not as pressing of a need after recent promotion though.

what red oasis of freedom do you have your eyes on

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I don’t have a shower in my basement.

Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?

does moline even have running water?

Probably? I don't live there.

are you still considering moving out of Illinois?

Eventually. Not as pressing of a need after recent promotion though.

are you a manger now? how much more do you make? is your wife still in HR?

[verb_to_trust]

I don’t have a shower in my basement.

Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?

does moline even have running water?

Probably? I don't live there.

are you still considering moving out of Illinois?

Eventually. Not as pressing of a need after recent promotion though.

what red oasis of freedom do you have your eyes on

Your rectum

[verb_to_trust]

I don’t have a shower in my basement.

Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?

does moline even have running water?

Probably? I don't live there.

are you still considering moving out of Illinois?

Eventually. Not as pressing of a need after recent promotion though.

are you a manger now? how much more do you make? is your wife still in HR?

My wife had an employee complain to her someone parked too close to their car in the parking lot today.

Neither of them were wearing masks during this conversation btw

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I don’t have a shower in my basement.

Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?

does moline even have running water?

Probably? I don't live there.

are you still considering moving out of Illinois?

Eventually. Not as pressing of a need after recent promotion though.

are you a manger now? how much more do you make? is your wife still in HR?

My wife had an employee complain to her someone parked too close to their car in the parking lot today.

Neither of them were wearing masks during this conversation btw

were they 6 ft apart? are they both vaccinated? is she hot? have you told her that i too work in HR?

[Bammer]

I don’t have a shower in my basement.

Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?

does moline even have running water?

Probably? I don't live there.

are you still considering moving out of Illinois?

Eventually. Not as pressing of a need after recent promotion though.

are you a manger now? how much more do you make? is your wife still in HR?

My wife had an employee complain to her someone parked too close to their car in the parking lot today.

Neither of them were wearing masks during this conversation btw

People amirite

[verb_to_trust]

I don’t have a shower in my basement.

Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?

does moline even have running water?

Probably? I don't live there.

are you still considering moving out of Illinois?

Eventually. Not as pressing of a need after recent promotion though.

are you a manger now? how much more do you make? is your wife still in HR?

My wife had an employee complain to her someone parked too close to their car in the parking lot today.

Neither of them were wearing masks during this conversation btw

were they 6 ft apart? are they both vaccinated? is she hot? have you told her that i too work in HR?

My wife took Pfizer and didn't have a regular period cycle for a while after

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I don’t have a shower in my basement.

Does your wife just spray you off with the garden hose from the sciencey six foot distance?

does moline even have running water?

Probably? I don't live there.

are you still considering moving out of Illinois?

Eventually. Not as pressing of a need after recent promotion though.

are you a manger now? how much more do you make? is your wife still in HR?

My wife had an employee complain to her someone parked too close to their car in the parking lot today.

Neither of them were wearing masks during this conversation btw

were they 6 ft apart? are they both vaccinated? is she hot? have you told her that i too work in HR?

My wife took Pfizer and didn't have a regular period cycle for a while after

tell her i'm sorry...but i'm glad to be friends with her husband

[spike]

hard to earn your monthly red wings then

[verb_to_trust]

I don't fuck around down there when she's on the rag. That's disgusting.

[macphisto]

spike

[macphisto]

Shark week is for BJs and b-love.

[dad]

Shark week is for BJs and b-love.

so, 50/50

[spike]

Shark week is for BJs and b-love.

Then verb’s your man

[lennytheweedwhacker]

what exactly are you guys talking about?

[dad]

communism, bro

[lennytheweedwhacker]

communism, bro

i don't follow...oh well

[dad]

communism, bro

i don't follow...oh well

the red scare