Movie: Matrix Resurrections

[Simple Torture]

Who?

Was she in the orgy or the highway chase?

Even better: the restaurant.

[Rangi Guy]

There was an orgy?.....and a 20 minute highway chase? I remember nothing about these films

Don’t forget the orgasm cake!

How can I forget what I don't remember?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Who?

Was she in the orgy or the highway chase?

Even better: the restaurant.

Yeah that's where we saw vagina in binary code

[BurtReynolds]

Oh that's right. Orgasm cake not pussy cake

[Strat]

Wtf. Now I definitely have to rewatch these

[Rangi Guy]

Oh that's right. Orgasm cake not pussy cake

Surely you guys are just making shit up at this point

[epilogue]

Who?

Was she in the orgy or the highway chase?

Even better: the restaurant.

Okay I definitely don't remember a restaurant in that movie.

[E.H. Ruddock]

That's where the orgasm cake was

[epilogue]

The Matrix: Reservations

[spike]

the restaurant was right before the freeway chase

[epilogue]

That's probably why I don't remember it

[BurtReynolds]

These movies are shit, but check out Speed Racer. Underrated I think.

[Simple Torture]

The Matrix: Reservations

This is better than the title of the new movie.

[BurtReynolds]

I have some reservations!

[epilogue]

I have some reservations!

Thanks for explaining the joke, chud

[tree_]

These movies are shit, but check out Speed Racer. Underrated I think.

i really enjoyed that in theater

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[epilogue]

I might see it eventually if I hear good things but the sequels were forgetfully bad.

Hard disagree. Do yourself a favor and rewatch the whole series I bet you'll feel differently.

I started rewatching Reloaded since this is getting close. I haven't watched it since I went to a midnight showing on opening day, and after 20 minutes I realized I remember nothing about this movie.

I didn't remember that the freeway scene is 20 minutes long. I wouldn't cut a single minute.

That and the orgy are the only things I remember about the movie.

I remember the orgy being a big talking point when the movie came out--"Can you believe there's an orgy in this? How weird!"--but what the hell else would you do if you knew humanity had 72 hours to live?

I'd eat so many friggin donuts

Steal a bottle of Pappy and drink all of it.

[washing machine]

[E.H. Ruddock]

so horny