What's for dinner?

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lennytheweedwhacker
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Re: What's for dinner?

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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
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dad wrote:might just skip it.
i pretty much did that the past 3 evenings

tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac

surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.

i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.

that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife

there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
oh i'm not gay...totally into women
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: What's for dinner?

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:might just skip it.
i pretty much did that the past 3 evenings

tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac

surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.

i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.

that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife

there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
oh i'm not gay...totally into women
i didn't even ask.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: What's for dinner?

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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:might just skip it.
i pretty much did that the past 3 evenings

tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac

surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.

i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.

that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife

there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
oh i'm not gay...totally into women
i didn't even ask.
don't tell
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: What's for dinner?

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:might just skip it.
i pretty much did that the past 3 evenings

tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac

surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.

i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.

that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife

there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
oh i'm not gay...totally into women
i didn't even ask.
don't tell
what do you think burt had for dinner?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: What's for dinner?

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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:might just skip it.
i pretty much did that the past 3 evenings

tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac

surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.

i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.

that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife

there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
oh i'm not gay...totally into women
i didn't even ask.
don't tell
what do you think burt had for dinner?
3 burritos
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: What's for dinner?

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jesus, burt
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Re: What's for dinner?

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he's middle aged what else does he have to do
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Re: What's for dinner?

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scurry along now, fellas... let's not judge round these here parts.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: What's for dinner?

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i wonder how much b*tt he's been getting in austin
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maybe pm him and ask.
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he won't respond because he hates me
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he does seem like he would hate royalty.
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Already forgot. Drinking Bulleit rye now.
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Oh yeah nachos
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Re: What's for dinner?

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bourbon and sleeping pills

what’s going on bammer
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spike wrote:bourbon and sleeping pills

what’s going on bammer
sounds like a party.
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Re: What's for dinner?

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Hummus wrap

And beer
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Re: What's for dinner?

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throwing a 3 lb brisket flat in the crockpot
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turkey burgers
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my wife says she’s making stuffed peppers, but she’s also working a little late, so we’ll see.
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