oh i'm not gay...totally into womendad wrote:are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wifedad wrote:word.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i just don't like guacdad wrote:it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bublennytheweedwhacker wrote:gross!dad wrote:i had tuna fish with guac.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:maybe!dad wrote:better than when I'm dead?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:maybe it will help you sleep more betterdad wrote:too heavy this late in the day.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?dad wrote:bless youlennytheweedwhacker wrote:RIPdad wrote:randy moss would be proud.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i pretty much did that the past 3 eveningsdad wrote:might just skip it.
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
there's still hope for burt, i guess
What's for dinner?
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Re: What's for dinner?
And they say that a hero could save us
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Re: What's for dinner?
i didn't even ask.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:oh i'm not gay...totally into womendad wrote:are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wifedad wrote:word.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i just don't like guacdad wrote:it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bublennytheweedwhacker wrote:gross!dad wrote:i had tuna fish with guac.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:maybe!dad wrote:better than when I'm dead?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:maybe it will help you sleep more betterdad wrote:too heavy this late in the day.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?dad wrote:bless youlennytheweedwhacker wrote:RIPdad wrote:randy moss would be proud.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i pretty much did that the past 3 eveningsdad wrote:might just skip it.
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
there's still hope for burt, i guess
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: What's for dinner?
don't telldad wrote:i didn't even ask.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:oh i'm not gay...totally into womendad wrote:are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wifedad wrote:word.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i just don't like guacdad wrote:it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bublennytheweedwhacker wrote:gross!dad wrote:i had tuna fish with guac.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:maybe!dad wrote:better than when I'm dead?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:maybe it will help you sleep more betterdad wrote:too heavy this late in the day.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?dad wrote:bless youlennytheweedwhacker wrote:RIPdad wrote:randy moss would be proud.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i pretty much did that the past 3 eveningsdad wrote:might just skip it.
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
there's still hope for burt, i guess
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: What's for dinner?
what do you think burt had for dinner?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:don't telldad wrote:i didn't even ask.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:oh i'm not gay...totally into womendad wrote:are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wifedad wrote:word.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i just don't like guacdad wrote:it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bublennytheweedwhacker wrote:gross!dad wrote:i had tuna fish with guac.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:maybe!dad wrote:better than when I'm dead?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:maybe it will help you sleep more betterdad wrote:too heavy this late in the day.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?dad wrote:bless youlennytheweedwhacker wrote:RIPdad wrote:randy moss would be proud.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i pretty much did that the past 3 eveningsdad wrote:might just skip it.
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
there's still hope for burt, i guess
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: What's for dinner?
3 burritosdad wrote:what do you think burt had for dinner?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:don't telldad wrote:i didn't even ask.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:oh i'm not gay...totally into womendad wrote:are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wifedad wrote:word.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i just don't like guacdad wrote:it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bublennytheweedwhacker wrote:gross!dad wrote:i had tuna fish with guac.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:maybe!dad wrote:better than when I'm dead?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:maybe it will help you sleep more betterdad wrote:too heavy this late in the day.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?dad wrote:bless youlennytheweedwhacker wrote:RIPdad wrote:randy moss would be proud.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i pretty much did that the past 3 eveningsdad wrote:might just skip it.
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
there's still hope for burt, i guess
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: What's for dinner?
jesus, burt
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Re: What's for dinner?
he's middle aged what else does he have to do
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Re: What's for dinner?
scurry along now, fellas... let's not judge round these here parts.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: What's for dinner?
i wonder how much b*tt he's been getting in austin
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Re: What's for dinner?
maybe pm him and ask.
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he won't respond because he hates me
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Re: What's for dinner?
he does seem like he would hate royalty.
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Re: What's for dinner?
bourbon and sleeping pills
what’s going on bammer
what’s going on bammer
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Re: What's for dinner?
sounds like a party.spike wrote:bourbon and sleeping pills
what’s going on bammer
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Re: What's for dinner?
Hummus wrap
And beer
And beer
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Re: What's for dinner?
throwing a 3 lb brisket flat in the crockpot
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Re: What's for dinner?
turkey burgers
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Re: What's for dinner?
my wife says she’s making stuffed peppers, but she’s also working a little late, so we’ll see.