Post Random Food-Related Thoughts You Have

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri September 17, 2021 4:15 pm

I couldn’t care less about James Beard awards or Michelin stars. All just self-masturbatory fodder. Every industry has some form of the same thing. I’d rather go to a Red Robin and watch bammer make out than sit in some stuffy environment while someone tried to explain to me the chef’s inspiration and courage behind brining and grilling a duck’s foot.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri September 17, 2021 4:26 pm

no problem finding queso here in california

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri September 17, 2021 4:29 pm

doug rr wrote:no problem finding queso here in california

that's a damn lie.

dad · Post by **dad** » Fri September 17, 2021 4:30 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:I couldn’t care less about James Beard awards or Michelin stars. All just self-masturbatory fodder. Every industry has some form of the same thing. I’d rather go to a Red Robin and watch bammer make out than sit in some stuffy environment while someone tried to explain to me the chef’s inspiration and courage behind brining and grilling a duck’s foot.

would you give bammer's makeout session a rating?

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri September 17, 2021 4:32 pm

BurtReynolds wrote:
doug rr wrote:no problem finding queso here in california
that's a damn lie.

i can throw a rock in every direction from my house and get good queso

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri September 17, 2021 4:35 pm

dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I couldn’t care less about James Beard awards or Michelin stars. All just self-masturbatory fodder. Every industry has some form of the same thing. I’d rather go to a Red Robin and watch bammer make out than sit in some stuffy environment while someone tried to explain to me the chef’s inspiration and courage behind brining and grilling a duck’s foot.
would you give bammer's makeout session a rating?

Nah I’m not a Yelp or rating person.

I’m sure he did the best he could.

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri September 17, 2021 4:51 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I couldn’t care less about James Beard awards or Michelin stars. All just self-masturbatory fodder. Every industry has some form of the same thing. I’d rather go to a Red Robin and watch bammer make out than sit in some stuffy environment while someone tried to explain to me the chef’s inspiration and courage behind brining and grilling a duck’s foot.
would you give bammer's makeout session a rating?
Nah I’m not a Yelp or rating person.

I’m sure he did the best he could.

and now they’re married, with a beautiful family

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri September 17, 2021 7:37 pm

rank 'em

dad · Post by **dad** » Fri September 17, 2021 7:41 pm

straight
wedge
waffle
cottage
crinkle
curly

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Fri September 17, 2021 7:42 pm

from the ashes of tonkotsu

Post by **epilogue** » Fri September 17, 2021 7:47 pm

Curly
Straight
Waffle
Crinkle
Cottage
Wedge

*however, if the straight are shoestring thin, they rank above curly. The straight ones in that picture about as thick as I ever want a standard frie to be.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri September 17, 2021 8:22 pm

Waffle
Curly
Straight
Cottage
Crinkle
Wedge

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Fri September 17, 2021 11:25 pm

Straight
Crinkle

who cares about the others

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Sat September 18, 2021 1:37 am

epilogue wrote:Curly
Straight
Waffle
Crinkle
Cottage
Wedge

*however, if the straight are shoestring thin, they rank above curly. The straight ones in that picture about as thick as I ever want a standard frie to be.

Mine would be the same, except wedges slot in behind crinkle cut.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Sat September 18, 2021 1:38 am

Curly fries are the goat. They're actually kinda hard to find where I'm from. Sucks.

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Sat September 18, 2021 2:58 am

from the ashes of tonkotsu

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat September 18, 2021 3:03 am

straight
crinkle
wedge
curly
waffle
cottage

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Sat September 18, 2021 3:15 am

tragabigzanda wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:Curly fries are the goat. They're actually kinda hard to find where I'm from. Sucks.
Big difference between pencil-thin and shoestring though

Unpack this for me.

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat September 18, 2021 3:16 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:straight
crinkle
wedge
curly
waffle
cottage

on second thought swap curly and wedge...my bad, guys

wease · Post by **wease** » Sat September 18, 2021 4:11 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Straight
Crinkle

who cares about the others

I’d switch the order but the sentiment is the same.

And cottage looks like potato chips.

Red Mosquito

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