First song back?

[Bammer]

Pew Pew

[96583UP]

Sick O’ Pussies

[knee tunes]

Ebola Gay

[Simple Torture]

First song back will be Corduroy. Just imagine that glorious call & response during the bridge. Ed can’t resist that.

I'm on the record in another thread as guessing this. I wasn't thinking about the call-and-response so much as (1) the first show back is a festival show, and they tend to open those with crowd-pleasers and (2) "the waiting drove me mad" as an opening line.

This is getting close!

[tragabigzanda]

Release > Who Ever Said

[Bammer]

Betterman (live)

[E.H. Ruddock]

It'll be Long Road

[E.H. Ruddock]

But would be hilarious if it's pendulum

[Simple Torture]

But would be hilarious if it's pendulum

Of the songs they regularly play as openers, this would be the funniest.

They sometimes open festivals with something like Elderly Woman, too, I wouldn't sleep on that.

[Simple Torture]

If I was making odds it'd probably be something like:

Long Road -200
Release -150
Corduroy - 100
Small Town +100
Who Ever Said +200
Sometimes +250
Pendulum +300
Any Springsteen Cover +600

[Farmer John]

If I had to put money on it, I would say Elderly Woman

[Bammer]

If I was making odds it'd probably be something like:

Long Road -200
Release -150
Corduroy - 100
Small Town +100
Who Ever Said +200
Sometimes +250
Pendulum +300
Any Springsteen Cover +600

What’s my payout if I put $100 on Release, and after the first few opening notes of Release they have to call a quick time out so Mike can run and take a dump, then when he comes back they don’t continue Release but play Sometimes.

[Simple Torture]

If I was making odds it'd probably be something like:

Long Road -200
Release -150
Corduroy - 100
Small Town +100
Who Ever Said +200
Sometimes +250
Pendulum +300
Any Springsteen Cover +600

What’s my payout if I put $100 on Release, and after the first few opening notes of Release they have to call a quick time out so Mike can run and take a dump, then when he comes back they don’t continue Release but play Sometimes.

$0

[Simple Torture]

If I was making odds it'd probably be something like:

Long Road -200
Release -150
Corduroy - 100
Small Town +100
Who Ever Said +200
Sometimes +250
Pendulum +300
Any Springsteen Cover +600

What’s my payout if I put $100 on Release, and after the first few opening notes of Release they have to call a quick time out so Mike can run and take a dump, then when he comes back they don’t continue Release but play Sometimes.

$0

And over/under on Mike dump breaks is 0.5

[Bammer]

If I was making odds it'd probably be something like:

Long Road -200
Release -150
Corduroy - 100
Small Town +100
Who Ever Said +200
Sometimes +250
Pendulum +300
Any Springsteen Cover +600

What’s my payout if I put $100 on Release, and after the first few opening notes of Release they have to call a quick time out so Mike can run and take a dump, then when he comes back they don’t continue Release but play Sometimes.

$0

Let’s say Release is a 4 minute song played live on average. How far into it do they have to get for me to win money? I hear those opening notes, I’m cashing in my man.

[Simple Torture]

If I was making odds it'd probably be something like:

Long Road -200
Release -150
Corduroy - 100
Small Town +100
Who Ever Said +200
Sometimes +250
Pendulum +300
Any Springsteen Cover +600

What’s my payout if I put $100 on Release, and after the first few opening notes of Release they have to call a quick time out so Mike can run and take a dump, then when he comes back they don’t continue Release but play Sometimes.

$0

Let’s say Release is a 4 minute song played live on average. How far into it do they have to get for me to win money? I hear those opening notes, I’m cashing in my man.

Has to get to the first big "Release meeeeee" part to count.

If you don't like it, find another fantasy riverboat casino to waste your money at.

[Bammer]

If I was making odds it'd probably be something like:

Long Road -200
Release -150
Corduroy - 100
Small Town +100
Who Ever Said +200
Sometimes +250
Pendulum +300
Any Springsteen Cover +600

What’s my payout if I put $100 on Release, and after the first few opening notes of Release they have to call a quick time out so Mike can run and take a dump, then when he comes back they don’t continue Release but play Sometimes.

$0

Let’s say Release is a 4 minute song played live on average. How far into it do they have to get for me to win money? I hear those opening notes, I’m cashing in my man.

Has to get to the first big "Release meeeeee" part to count.

If you don't like it, find another fantasy riverboat casino to waste your money at.

You’ll be hearing from my attorney.

[stip]

Release into Corduroy

[Bammer]

Well they are in Jersey…


Shoreduroy

[Bammer]

Spoiler: show

The

Garden

Spoiler: show

State