Fantasy Baseball: Mark Bellhorn Memorial League & RM League

[Charlie]

ima kick all your asses!

[numbers]

I thought we were just going to hijack RM's league thread again.

[Charlie]

fuck that shit.

[numbers]

I'm really conflicted on my 3rd keeper.

[Charlie]

I'm really conflicted on my 3rd keeper.

part of me wishes i could keep 6 or 7. the other part of me wishes i could scrap the whole mess.

[Charlie]

also, i know its way early, but what was the last we heard about the replacement GMs?

[Norah]

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[Norah]

I thought we were just going to hijack RM's league thread again.

That's what I was counting on.

[Norah]

By the way, I fucking love the name of this league.

[Simple Torture]

By the way, I fucking love the name of this league.

Seconded. I actually ran to Wikipedia to see if he was actually dead.

[Charlie]

fear the beard! who gets what team? can they have mine instead? lol.

[Norah]

By the way, I fucking love the name of this league.

Seconded. I actually ran to Wikipedia to see if he was actually dead.

[Charlie]

I thought we were just going to hijack RM's league thread again.

That's what I was counting on.

they can come to us instead.

[Norah]

fear the beard! who gets what team? can they have mine instead? lol.

The vacated teams were assigned to the new GMs randomly. I went to check how I assigned them but ESPN has fantasy baseball down for maintenance right now. I think Jeff Brown got the team with Trout.

[Charlie]

fear the beard! who gets what team? can they have mine instead? lol.

The vacated teams were assigned to the new GMs randomly. I went to check how I assigned them but ESPN has fantasy baseball down for maintenance right now. I think Jeff Brown got the team with Trout.

that lucky bastard.

[Norah]

fear the beard! who gets what team? can they have mine instead? lol.

The vacated teams were assigned to the new GMs randomly. I went to check how I assigned them but ESPN has fantasy baseball down for maintenance right now. I think Jeff Brown got the team with Trout.

that lucky bastard.

I mean...he made and offseason trade with me, Trout for Napoli. Yeah, that's it.

[Charlie]

fear the beard! who gets what team? can they have mine instead? lol.

The vacated teams were assigned to the new GMs randomly. I went to check how I assigned them but ESPN has fantasy baseball down for maintenance right now. I think Jeff Brown got the team with Trout.

that lucky bastard.

I mean...he made and offseason trade with me, Trout for Napoli. Yeah, that's it.

[Norah]

fear the beard! who gets what team? can they have mine instead? lol.

The vacated teams were assigned to the new GMs randomly. I went to check how I assigned them but ESPN has fantasy baseball down for maintenance right now. I think Jeff Brown got the team with Trout.

that lucky bastard.

I mean...he made and offseason trade with me, Trout for Napoli. Yeah, that's it.

Hey, this was before anyone knew he had Bo Jackson syndrome!

[Norah]

Here's the draft order for this season:

The top 6 draft picks for next year are awarded to those who finished best cumulatively in the consolation ladder.

First: Jose Chung's Outer Space (Me) with a record of 40-8
Second: Los Pollos Hermanos (Pat McGregor) with a record of 38-10
Third: Jean Claude Van Damned (Josh Yellin) with a record of 26-22
Fourth: Fighting Amish (Rod Fritz) with a record of 24-24

Fifth: New Team X
Sixth: New Team Y

(Of those two a coin flip will determine which new team goes where)

Picks 7 and 8 are awarded to the two worst teams in the playoff brackett, with the 7th pick going to the team with the best record cumulatively from the two consolation weeks they played.

Seventh: Team Willis (Kris Willis) with a record of 18-2-1
Eighth: The Dude Abides (Adam Burns) with a record of 7-13-1

The rest of the teams played for money, so those draft picks are awarded in reverse order of what place they finished in the bracket.

Ninth: Bobby Valentine (Charlie Morris)
Tenth: Ichi Ruddo (Chris Barr)
Eleventh: Vanilla Thunder (Chris Citorik)
Twelvth: Sour Melkman (Kev Shea)

[Charlie]

you spelled bobby wrong