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That funeral clip kills me. :lol:
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I wonder how much money he lost gambling. Hearing him on Maron. I love how he doesn't care at all. I need to reread The Denial of Death.
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No let's talk about Norm fucking Macdonald some more
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Jorge wrote:No let's talk about Norm fucking Macdonald some more
Damn, sorry!
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Jorge's hatred of MacDonald is one of those RM peculiarities I live for.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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I bet Jorge gets annoyed with his voice
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Jorge knows a camera kicker when he sees one.
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I never said I "hated" him. I only said
back in 2017, Jorge wrote:I will never fully understand Gen-X-to-older-millennials' fascination with Norm Macdonald. He's not super funny and he also seems like a dumb piece of shit
and also, Jorge wrote:Yeah he's definitely made me laugh. That appearance is pretty funny. But there's a whole cult of almost idolatry around him and I don't think it's warranted. He's fine as a comedian. Just fine.
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Norm was more of a North American comedy guy
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no lack of love for Norm out there, but he's certainly not for everyone, including my wife
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i showed my wife his welder joke last night...she laughed hard
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Just finished Norm's audiobook of his book, Based on a True Story, a Memoir, read by Norm himself. It's nuts, sometimes downright stupid, and also lol hilarious. I even teared up a few times, in very unexpected places. Highly recommend.
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His podcast was the funniest thing he ever did. Mangrate was not happy with their ads.

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“Oh, come on now. Don’t make it sound like a fuckin’ fat, plumpy, delicious cock.”

Thanks for sharing that. I had forgotten about it. He was the absolute best.
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