Film: 007- No Time To Die (10-08-2021)

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Just read a major spoiler in a review.

Oh boy.
Spoiler: show
[Tweet]He’s no longer 007. A black lady is. That’ll set off all the usual assholes[/Tweet]
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dime reads a spoiler, then comes here to tell everyone what the spoiler is. Par for the course.

And this was announced months and months ago and was even in a trailer, IIRC.
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I put it in a spoiler tag. I don’t know about the bond world but I hear the same racist bullshit all the time around who’s next. That’s all I was saying.
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dimejinky99 wrote:I put it in a spoiler tag. I don’t know about the bond world but I hear the same racist bullshit all the time around who’s next. That’s all I was saying.
Except you didn't. Look at your post again inside my spoiler. you put it in a Tweet code.
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Bond was always cope for a dead empire, and that reality is proved out with every new iteration as he becomes more and more neutered.

Never cared for Bond flicks, personally.
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Daniel Craig's Bond is not "more neutered" than Pierce Brosnan's dude
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:Daniel Craig's Bond is not "more neutered" than Pierce Brosnan's dude
Wasn't Brosnan's Bond actually gay?
James Bond should never ride bitch

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but he should ride bitches. The politics of this is very subtle.
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You want him catching and her pitching?
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New Bond has already leaked:

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I'm not sure how serious you're being but I urge you to watch Die Another Day and Casino Royale back-to-back. Craig is a ruthless killer and Brosnan is a Saturday-morning cartoon character
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I need some data on the bodycounts of each. In terms of people killed and slept with.
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watching this one in a few hours

FINALLY !!

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BurtReynolds wrote:Bond was always cope for a dead empire, and that reality is proved out with every new iteration as he becomes more and more neutered.

Never cared for Bond flicks, personally.

Funny you mention it.
It’s gotten five stars across the board in British media.
It’s getting savaged to middling reviews everywhere else.
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just came back.

Best Bond movie ever. Masterpiece in pretty much every level.
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i'm not really a big fan of bond movies outside of daniel craig's, and burt you still may not like these, but he's definitely not neutered
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i'm not really a big fan of bond movies outside of daniel craig's, and burt you still may not like these, but he's definitely not neutered
Does he bone a lot of ladies?
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BurtReynolds wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i'm not really a big fan of bond movies outside of daniel craig's, and burt you still may not like these, but he's definitely not neutered
Does he bone a lot of ladies?
yeah he bones them hard and fast...so fast you don't even realize he's doing it
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