The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: FARMER JOHN WINS!

[Cleverman]

EJ
FJ

[Simple Torture]

Ruddock
Farmer John

This is going way too quickly! We should assemble 128 items (all the ones from this thread, some more that weren't picked) and create an enormous bracket and do The Simpsons Artifact October Madness.

[Chris_H_2]

EJ
FJ

[E.H. Ruddock]

Rudd
FJ

[Jorge]

Ruddock
Farmer John

[stip]

Ej
Fj

[epilogue]

EJ
Doug

[lennytheweedwhacker]

EJ
Doug

[Birds in Hell]

Ruddo
FJ

[WtOB?]

ruddo
farmer john

[Farmer John]

Ruddock
FJ

[spike]

for me, this has been about flanders' sexy ski outfit vs. kirk van houten's can i borrow a feeling cassette from the start

ruddo
farmer john

[spike]

also, the jebediah springfield statue (or just the head of the statue) is a pretty glaring omission

[numbers]

EJ
FJ

I AL'ed at the Witness Protection Program swag, forgot about that.

[doug rr]

also, the jebediah springfield statue (or just the head of the statue) is a pretty glaring omission

maybe you should have joined the tournament, jerk

[Norah]

I'm gonna tally this up soon and post the final match.

[Norah]

EJ over Ruddo 10-8
Farmer John over Doug 14-4

[Norah]

FINALS:

EJ
1. The Inanimate Carbon Rod
2. 10 Do's And 500 Don'ts Of Knife Safety
3. Doris The Luchlady's Gym Mat Meat Substitute
4. Alf Pogs
5. Funzo
6. Witness Relocation Program Gear

Spoiler: show

VS

Farmer John
1. Bort License Plate
2. Can I Borrow A Feeling Cassette
3. Gummy Venus de Milo
4. Disco Stu Jacker
5. Mr. Sparkle Dish Soap
6. Homer's Patented Spac-Age Out-Of-This-World Moon Waffles

Spoiler: show

[doug rr]

fj

[@SkitchP]

Farmer John