Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

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Biff Pocoroba wrote:I really want this to be good. I’d be okay if they skip over the Batman origin story and plunge right in.
Never cared much for the Bruce Wayne/Selena Kyle subplot either.
From what I understand, it won’t be an origin movie.

Actually a bit excited for this.
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It looks like young adult trash.
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i like the vibe here. The dinner shot looks gorgeous, and there are other framings i loved too. Too early to know what the fuck is going on, but its promising.
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BurtReynolds wrote:It looks like young adult trash.
You're just carrying some Pattison baggage
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i will go see this once it is released in theaters
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I think it looks good. The only thing I'm not sold on is Pattinson's perma-scowl.

Not a complaint, just an observation: why doesn't any cinematic depiction of Alfred resemble the character from the comics? Is it too cartoony to give him a little black mustache?
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I couldn't understand anything anyone said in that trailer.
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B wrote:I couldn't understand anything anyone said in that trailer.
I could. And it sounded like a retread of every cliched superhero movie dialogue I’ve ever heard. That said, it looks tremendous.
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He's really lucky nobody ever shoots him in the face
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Is Colin Farrell going to steal this movie? Wow.
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JuanHamm wrote:He's really lucky nobody ever shoots him in the face
i thought about this when i saw the trailer...too much jaw there.
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epilogue wrote:Is Colin Farrell going to steal this movie? Wow.
I hope not, or nobody will get to see it
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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tragabigzanda wrote:This movie is maybe trying too hard
have you seen it?
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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its just a trailer Trag

Of course it needs to try a lot.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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if thats the case then its not trying a lot of things.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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